• doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I've said it before, these sorts of kids just want live in the Warhammer 40k universe and figure some sort of trad Christianity is the closest

      • cawsby [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Satire doesn't work on people with no art of their own. They will support outright lampooning of themselves and their ideology as long as it is popular.

  • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I was raised Catholic and I still feel spiritually empty all that time

    either capitalism is incompatible with spirituality or all of religion is complete bullshit

    either way this kinda stuff is just symptomatic of a deeply alienated society, just how fucking isolated do you have to be to WANT to go to church, it's fucking boring

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      A delicate old lady takes her usual spot in her pew, coke bottle glasses perched on her nose. She pulls out her Bible, dog-eared from decades of use but well-loved, settling into a predictable but comforting routine.

      She feels a tap on her shoulder. In the pew behind her, a :le-pol-face: leans toward her. "You wanna hear about this time I owned a cuck NPC soyboy?" he asks between heavy, nasal breaths.

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        3 years ago

        The most capitalist-y form of Christianity is all the prosperity gospel churches, or anything where you have a "personal relationship" with a godlike entity.

          • Dewot523 [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Absolutist and complicated hierarchy is a feudal thing. The big draw of capitalism against that, and of Protestantism against Catholicism, is that anybody can be the master of their own fortunes/faith.... As long as they're willing to throw others under the bus to do it.

            Protestantism was fundamental to dissolving the social solvent of the Catholic Church enough to allow a new system to replace feudalism.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Catholicism is probably the most Feudalisty version...though the Orthodox have a strong showing there.

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I think his real goal is to become a priest :libertarian-alert:

    • steve5487 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      The Bible for Christians is like Capital for leftists no one has read it but everyone vaguely feels that they should

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Referring to the grundrisse as the materialist apocrypha

  • dave297 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Well what Christianity is definitely not about is that also I feel sorry for my catholic grandma if these people start going to church

  • Minerva [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I've considered converting to some religion just because it'd be cool to have rituals you can do when things go to shit or when you're anxious

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I'm looking for something with a little more crystals and fancy chalk circles, you got anything like that?

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          Crowlian Ritual Magic has got you and is basically the same thing.

            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              3 years ago

              I think on its own, yes, because he really didn't understand any of the religions he was pulling from half as well as he thought he did (though he was a competent practitioner by all accounts). In fact, he might have understood Christianity and Western paganism the least, and since he pulls the basic forms of ritual from those...

              But I know a lot of people who like the structure, but modify to taste. A lot like a bit of Discordianism or Celtic ritual.

              • Invidiarum [none/use name]
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                3 years ago

                I guess an aspect may be that mysticism and occultism normally have a strong relational element. And this is a bit in conflict with his: "pick things, put them in a toolbox from where to build your practice" approach.

                (not that thus build practices can't ever be or become worthwhile)

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      People always talk about the goat sacrifices, but ancient Greeks would also sacrifice grain and alcohol and stuff, so there's no raisin you couldn't be a vegan pagan.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      It's really fucking metal when someone's about to die and they pray. Like a soldier in the trenches or someone who replies to "China bad" knowing they're about to get ratio'd

      Though I am often a proponent of discontinuing the practice of putting people in such situations.

      • steve5487 [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        someone’s about to die and they pray. Like a soldier in the trenches or someone who replies to “China bad” knowing they’re about to get ratio’d

        one of these things is not like the others

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    3 years ago

    I don't have any family members who have any experience at all with this religion whom I could ask, but other mentally ill teenagers on my favorite metadata farm told me it's the most "trad" thing to do

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    :frothingfash: I'm a free and independent thinker, not like those NPC liberals and commies!

    Anyway, how can I join the church fellow traditional reactionaries, I hear it's what we do?