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  • dead [he/him]
    hexagon
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    11 months ago

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    Card 1

    Your diet of fried food and supplements is making you hallucinate. In a vision, Pepe the Frog dances around you. He approaches, holding a moonshine martini.
    Roll a 7 or higher:
    If you succeed, take a +1 Prize Card.
    If you fail, confess to Pepe that you love fucking your wife and lose -1 Prize Card.

    Card 2

    You find an unused vial of Hillary Clinton's adrenochrome on the floor.
    Gain +1 Health.

    Card 3

    Once again, you have been silenced! Big tech and their demon-rat allies have conspired to ban your social media account.
    If you have ever been banned from a social media site, gain +1 Health.

    Card 4

    As you scour the floor for lottery tickets, you come across a pipe bomb! Despite its phallic shape, you immediately hurl yourself onto it.
    Roll a 7 or higher:
    If you succeed, you crush the bomb and save the day. Everyone is safe.
    If you fail, every Patriot in your wing loses -1 Health. Talk about a hurt locker!

    Card 5

    After four years of accusing every famous person of being a Satanic pedophile, you begin to suspect the same of your closest allies.
    All Patriots must roll a single die.
    The highest roll wins the pedophile battle royale, beating the accusations and taking +1 Prize Card from each Patriot.
    In case of tie, roll until a winner is decided.

    • HornyOnMain
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      11 months ago

      pedophile battle royale

      im fucking laughing my ass off :hahaha:

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Card 6: you taser yourself in the balls and die

      • dead [he/him]
        hexagon
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        11 months ago

        There's probably a card for this. The website says that there are 125 Event cards in total.

    • D61 [any]
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      11 months ago

      If you have ever been banned from a social media site, gain +1 Health.

      "Go Touch Grass" card!

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Completely baffling move. They seem to have put a whole lot of effort into what is at best a throw-away joke

        • roux [he/him, they/them]
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          11 months ago

          Me staring at my copy of Catan that is still in the plastic wrap contemplating buying this for the memes.

        • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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          11 months ago

          They're making money on it, so that's reason enough for them.

          Presumably, the few people that buy it will open and use it.

          • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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            11 months ago

            I highly doubt they are making much money, if any on it. Board game development and manufacturing is expensive in the U.S. especially for a one-off. A game with this many decks and pieces would probably cost an easy $100 in a regular retail environment, which is likely why the run is limited.

            • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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              11 months ago

              I expect a larger, less limited run for a higher price later on if this test run sells well. If this is a loss leader, it's also a marketing gambit.

              • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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                11 months ago

                It used to be better even 10 years ago, but my understanding is that the demand for time on the manufacturing machines has gone way up due to Kickstarter and the popularity of D&D, and supply of machines has not gone up because it takes engineers and investors literally begging (and sometimes even threatening to sue from the investor-side) for management to even consider buying new machines (Thanks Lean Six Sigma). I'd say the biggest thing creating cost here is the board itself, the packaging, and the (looks like three or four) decks of cards, not the punch tokens.

                That said, I could be way off and they are pushing these babies out for 10 bucks a pop.

                I have a buddy that just published a game last year, and his set up isn't much more complicated than this, with more plastic counters, and his ran for 80 dollars outside of retail, which wasn't much above cost (according to him).

                • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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                  11 months ago

                  I think a good comparison would be a game like Dead of Winter which has like at least twice as much papercraft stuff in it as this Storm the Capitol game but at highest I think sold $79.99 retail and was rather profitable.

                  The difference in your friend's game is the plastic counters, I think. A pair of my friends have been publishing games for almost a decade now and they try to exclusively design papercraft games because of the difference in cost to produce.

          • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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            11 months ago

            well, they're charging money for it. Whether or not they make money sort of depends on whether people buy them

            • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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              11 months ago

              They have 30k members that collectively pay them $100k per month over patreon. Plus the large number of folks like me who listen on bootleg feeds and their public feed. I think that's enough people that they can sell out a limited run of a board game.

        • disco [any]
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          11 months ago

          I am 100% going to buy this and play it with my in laws.

        • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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          11 months ago

          $65-for-a-box-that-will-never-be-opened

          If I actually bought this I would play the living fuck out of it

      • Vncredleader
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        11 months ago

        Essentially this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_CoCAPFw0

  • frogbellyratbone_ [e/em/eir, any]
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    11 months ago

    yoooooo i love asymmetrical boardgames (1v2, 1v3, 2v4, etc.). i know this is a bit and a joke but on first glance it looks like it could be legit good

      • frogbellyratbone_ [e/em/eir, any]
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        11 months ago

        from my understanding, you can be 1 of 6 PATRIOTS doing PATRIOTIC stuff, or you can be the Capitol Police police to try and stop them.

        i've got too too too many boardgames to justify buying this, but it still looks cool

      • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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        11 months ago

        That had more to do with the solicitation of donations of the bootleg podcast. Knowing how game development and manufacturing works, I don't think they are going to make much money on this bit. If they really wanted to start making money, they would do ad sponsors or start selling more t-shirts.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          11 months ago

          Young Chomsky is a mod on the subreddit and removes stuff all the time that he won't get a cut of

          • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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            11 months ago

            Well yeah, I was just talking about the blackepsteinfeed stuff. I don't know if any podcast other than chapo that let bootlegs slide on the main subreddit.

          • HexBroke
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            5 months ago

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        • Dickey_Butts [none/use name]
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          11 months ago

          That would be understandable I suppose but I believe they've taken down more than one feed. Did they bring it up anywhere? If they addressed it I'll stop giving them crap for it.

          • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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            11 months ago

            Nah they've never discussed it as far as I can tell, I just know that as soon as the first solicitation went up, that was when the feed got DMCA'd but they haven't gone out of their way to take down other feeds, which are on c/podcasts.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      It’s a good way to calm your hooting chud uncle and your crowing lib aunt and have some good old fashioned family fun everyone can enjoy

  • Vncredleader
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    11 months ago

    God they have been upping their shitposting this past year. kicking of 2024 with a bang

    • Wheaties [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      A bunch of car dealership owners took the week off to rush into lobby of the capital building, then wander about aimlessly waiting for a cutscene to start. What is that, if not funny?

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      A bunch of frothing petty bourgeoisie, landleeches, and off-duty cops sacking the seat of white supremacist hegemonic power because they are very stupid is actually really funny, especially because several of them managed to die despite being welcomed with literal open arms by the on-site security.

      I just wish libs would put two and two together and compare how they and the media treats literally that exact same class demographic doing literally the exact same thing to government buildings in designated Bad Countries vs how they reacted to it being done by domestic fash to their own legislature. The same hogs who squealed and clapped when nativist militants sacked the Hong Kong legislature in the name of racism sob and clutch pearls over some suburbanite freaks smearing shit all over the super special sacred building of state power at home, and they don't see the irony in that.

    • HornyOnMain
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      11 months ago

      how is a load of rich Gravy Seals deciding they're going to overthrow the government then just getting a guided tour around, stealing a few odd things and posting a load of selfies of them doing it so that they all got put on no fly lists by the FBI not funny?

      oh yeah and one of them also got asked to leave by the police and tried to grab the cops gun but accidentally tazed himself in the nuts until he died instead

    • duderium [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      It was possibly the funniest thing that has ever happened.

      • Vncredleader
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        11 months ago

        Legit the funniest thing in my lifetime

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      It was easily one of the top 5 funniest things thars happened in the last hundred years. It's neck and neck with Fabio getting face blasted by a goose while riding a roller coaster.

    • Zrc
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      3 months ago

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