Dying queen, dying PM, fitting for a dying empire

According to the Danish media, apparently he was quoting Lenin, Peppa Pig, making car noises and just had a random pause for 20 seconds while rumming through his speech papers. So far I have not yet found the supposed Lenin quote, but I REALLY want it to be true.

The first 9 people we asked disagreed, but number 10 said this.

Oh wait, this is an order of operations thing!

Boris Johnson is not unwell and has not lost his grip

Now for the integers

BoJo "has entered a new phase", will re-emerge next year when he has drunk deep from the subterranean marrowwells, No 10 says

Be nice to him, his college girlfriend is in prison. :maxwell:

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Finally, British :whywhywhywhywhy:

Don't you think he looks tired?

My "I'm not unwell and I've not lost my grip" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Number 10: "He's fine, he just had too much cocaine and he's an aristocrat. They're all fucking weird like this."

It's a peppa pig world out there

they picked the only photo where his mop is combed

:weekend-at-bernies:

he wanted to see peppa pig