Dying queen, dying PM, fitting for a dying empire

According to the Danish media, apparently he was quoting Lenin, Peppa Pig, making car noises and just had a random pause for 20 seconds while rumming through his speech papers. So far I have not yet found the supposed Lenin quote, but I REALLY want it to be true.

The first 9 people we asked disagreed, but number 10 said this.

Be nice to him, his college girlfriend is in prison. :maxwell:

Oh wait, this is an order of operations thing!

Boris Johnson is not unwell and has not lost his grip

Now for the integers

BoJo "has entered a new phase", will re-emerge next year when he has drunk deep from the subterranean marrowwells, No 10 says

Finally, British :whywhywhywhywhy:

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My "I'm not unwell and I've not lost my grip" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Don't you think he looks tired?

Number 10: "He's fine, he just had too much cocaine and he's an aristocrat. They're all fucking weird like this."

It's a peppa pig world out there

they picked the only photo where his mop is combed

:weekend-at-bernies:

he wanted to see peppa pig