How crackers feel when they're not allowed to say the n word
How Republicans feel when they see a plant-based burger option on the menu.
0 commitment. Real martyrs would actually nail themselves to the wood.
Ruben Enaje is a Filipino carpenter, sign painter,[1] and former construction worker. He is noted for being crucified 33 times as of 2019.[2][3]
He has been crucified every year since 1985 on Good Friday.[citation needed]
What the fuck?
Weird thing is you can see a picture of his hands (prior to being crucified that year. Though fair warning there are pictures of men engaging in self-flagellation so there are bloody people visible in a couple of the pictures if that wigs you out) on this blogpost and there's not even a scar. I thought there'd be a scar if not a permanent open wound.
Also here's a video of him being crucified. He's even wearing a microphone so the crowd can hear him screaming. I thought this might be staged somehow, but you can see blood on his feet after they remove the nails when they are carrying him to a stretcher.
Oh yeah grilling up some good shit at the cross party tonight.
"Let's meet for a BBQ in the McDonald's parking lot, maybe we can watch the tradcaths play crucifixion again", a normal statement made in a normal country.
The year is 2045. The United States is under BLACK RULE.
(mods please let me have this one)
Wait that's not just extras from The Life of Brian photoshopped in front of a mcdonalds/
