• Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      and they're fucking garbage at it. All they do is take a random minority off the street and harass them until they confess.

      • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Hey, they work hard to form the backbone of nearly all of the incidents they stop and barely even ever have something they plan kill a bunch of people

        • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          Lets keep things in prospective. Sure they're not murdering brown people or start coups, but they're still cops who play favorites with white supremacists.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Most countries have just one or two agencies to fill the entire role of foreign and domestic intelligence, but the US is a mess.

    • determinism2 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      if you do not repost within 2 days, the ghost of garlic breath kisses will plague you and your crush will never speak with you again

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      I don’t give the Department of Justice permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to the Department of Justice it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information, photos or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). Note: The Department of Justice is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given the tacit agreement allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the updates of the state of the profile. Do not share. You have to copy.

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        3 years ago

        I don’t give the Department of Justice permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to the Department of Justice it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information, photos or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). Note: The Department of Justice is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given the tacit agreement allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the updates of the state of the profile. Do not share. You have to copy.

        • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I don’t give the Department of Justice permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to the Department of Justice it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information, photos or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). Note: The Department of Justice is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given the tacit agreement allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the updates of the state of the profile. Do not share. You have to copy.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I don't give the Department of Justice permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to the Department of Justice it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information, photos or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). Note: The Department of Justice is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given the tacit agreement allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the updates of the state of the profile. Do not share. You have to copy.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      He who blessed our ancestors Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, Moses and Aaron, David and Solomon and the prophets of Israel and the righteous of the world, He will bless all this holy congregation with all the holy congregations. Except for the evil rulers with all their evil associates who spill Jewish blood, may they be lost. But our Jewish brethren, God in his mercy will protect them and keep them, and save them from all sorrow and distress, and lengthen their days and their years and bless all their deeds with success and soon redeem them forever together with the whole of Israel amen may it be His will and we say amen.

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      3 years ago

      I don’t give the Department of Justice permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to the Department of Justice it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information, photos or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). Note: The Department of Justice is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given the tacit agreement allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the updates of the state of the profile. Do not share. You have to copy.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    ... something something colonial methods of control turning inward ...

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    For legal purposes: The content of my posts are parody. Any and all mentions of real people, places, and things are entirely a work of fiction.

    • OperationOgre [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      The stories and information posted [on hexbear dot net] are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

      my catechism as plainclothes Justice Dept goons stuff me into an unmarked van

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The stories and information posted [on hexbear dot net] are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

  • SIN_DEATH_JUDGEMENT_ [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    There's like 5 of those already and 9/11 still happened

    I guess the panopticon gotten more tools but there's already tons of infighting between three letter agencies who have a vested interest in setting up handicapped 14 year olds. Instead of consolidating their power and information under one umbrella, they're willing to cut into their own effectiveness to justify an even larger military budget.

    A glowie agency for every American!

    • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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      3 years ago

      I know right they made the damn Homeland Security department to try to consolidate all the oppression related activities but no one wants to give up (or even share) their toys so it's even more inefficient lol

      bloated, dying empire

  • acealeam [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    wdym? there will be more posters than ever before

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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      3 years ago

      They've gotten rid of elementary school teachers, thrown actors in jail, and destroyed the careers of nationally famous musicians just for being communists or having communist friends, no shot if a red scare 3 happens even the weirdest baby boiling gonzolite on twitter going to get left alone for being a terminally online poster

      • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Not to mention the first thing they did during the cold war was jail syndicalists even though they were ready and willing to fight against the soviet threat.

        The only thing they care about is maintaining capitalist hegemony. They'll stop at nothing to make sure their bullshit pedo-slavery system stays on top.

    • PrideBoy [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The more harmless, the easier to build their careers upon and make it look like their job has a reason to exist.

  • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    You see, they link to this picture of a big, pink pig that is defecating on its own truly humongous testicles. This is how they signal their next attack on a Starbucks.

  • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "Okay, so you were posting some pretty lefty shit yeah? And that's like, against the law and terrorism... So here's what we're going to do. We know you're not a bad guy. I mean look at you. Pale as a ghost. But still, we can't just turn you away and say you did nothing. They'd never buy it. OK, so here's what you have to do alright? You just gotta tell them that you were cryptofash and we can let all this slide, alright buddy? Just pretendin'. Thanks."

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Why is the justice department creating a unit for domestic terrorism? Isn't committing domestic terrorism already the job of law enforcement?

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    If Hexbear needs to move out of America to survive, it can. We have enough trustworthy international comrades to prevent its disappearance in my opinion.

    • RandyLahey [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      broke: advocating violence in minecraft

      bespoke: advocating violence in sid meiers railroad tycoon :train-shining:

      • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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        3 years ago

        Don't mind me... Just googling at what centrifugal force people burst like grapes