I am a victim of Havana syndrome. One day I was eating an entire package of hotdogs and began to feel Russian energy particles in my torso and abdomen. For two days I experienced severe symptoms. Since then I have come under repeated attack, seemingly any time I eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop doing so in the office, while driving to work, on the bus after I lost my license due to Havana syndrome symptoms occurring while driving, and while out with my family. I cannot attend a disciplinary meeting at my child's school and eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop bathing because the Russians found a way to attack me there before I had even eaten six of them. I cannot eat an entire package of hotdogs in my own bed and you fucking people mock the victims of this weapon.
I have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you.
That's definitely the vegan aspect. Like when I eat a package of normal hotdogs I can sneak about 10 down my throat before Russians can target me. I've been halfway into a second package without their interference. With the vegan hotdogs though, putting just five in my mouth at once and trying to swallow like a snake makes me violently ill. Not at all in a Havana syndrome (HS) way.
I am a victim of Havana syndrome. One day I was eating an entire package of hotdogs and began to feel Russian energy particles in my torso and abdomen. For two days I experienced severe symptoms. Since then I have come under repeated attack, seemingly any time I eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop doing so in the office, while driving to work, on the bus after I lost my license due to Havana syndrome symptoms occurring while driving, and while out with my family. I cannot attend a disciplinary meeting at my child's school and eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop bathing because the Russians found a way to attack me there before I had even eaten six of them. I cannot eat an entire package of hotdogs in my own bed and you fucking people mock the victims of this weapon.
This is going right on my FB feed.
I have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you.
have you been up all night eating cheese?
I can no longer eat an entire pack of American cheese slices without Russian agents attacking me in my abdominal region.
I think they're mad about Pizza Hut still
Thank you for your service o7
Thanks i giggled so loud the entire office could hear it. Nice job, Hotdog Cat. :meow-cactus:
are these vegan hotdogs, i'm kinda worried now tbh
Vegan hotdogs are unnatural and make me sick if I eat an entire package of them.
do they make you sick or is it the ghost of Fidel Castro with his ray gun, tho?
That's definitely the vegan aspect. Like when I eat a package of normal hotdogs I can sneak about 10 down my throat before Russians can target me. I've been halfway into a second package without their interference. With the vegan hotdogs though, putting just five in my mouth at once and trying to swallow like a snake makes me violently ill. Not at all in a Havana syndrome (HS) way.