For me, shitty style / lazy writing make me put a book down immediately. I was raised on the worship of style you find in writers like Flaubert or Nabokov (who also happened to have deplorable political views) and I can’t shake it.
Others commented here recently that making every female character in a story into a sex object is a bad thing.
What are some reasons you’ll put a book down after you’ve spent at least a little time giving it a try?
The internet has ruined my attention span and I can only finish a book that I’m nearly addicted to
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He straightened his tie. He had lost, but in a romantic way, which meant that he had won. “I’m going to do a pushup,” he announced to his tie. His tie respected him for it, and secretly wished that it could have sex with him.
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There’s a lot of incest too. Then also I don’t know if it’s a Spanish thing because I’m maybe not even an intermediate but when be writes “mujer” it’s translated into English as “wife” even though I think “mujer” just means woman?
The site you posted seems to be making fun of Cormac McCarthy. He writes muscular prose which means long sentences connected by like twenty ands.
mujer means woman but if you put a possesive before it means wife example
su mujer his wife
mi mujer my wife
tu mujer your wife
la mujer the womanyeah it's pretty common to refer to wife as mujer or mi mujer
Hispanic culture is pretty chauvinistic lol (but don't let the right wingers know that, unless they're Franco stans already)
Power fantasies, i hate them, i feel like the story is inevitably going to be boring since esentially there is no conflict, alas i encounter them a lot since i read a lot of fanficition.
Also harems, its probably theoreticaly possible that this kind of relationship would be handled well in the story but i refuse to read them on principle
I have only read a couple of light novels, my experience with these tropes mainly comes from reading manga or fanfiction.
The slanted power dynamic thing does explain why i hate harems as when i read romance novels i avoid ones with uneven power dynamics like for example one of the main characters being a billionaire.
If your book is a surface-level dive into the seedy underbelly of the American suburban middle-class family, I am not interested in your book. (See: Jonathan Franzen, Celeste Ng, John Irving)
write what you know is why there are so many books about english professors considering having an affair
I don't often just put down a novel and give up reading it. But last time I did it was the inherently sexist, gender-essentialist nature of the magic system baked into the entire setting that did it for me.
The Eye of the World. For the life of me I will never understand why Wheel of Time is so popular with other people who like fantasy novels.
I couldn't stand the first book either and knew it was what you were referring to. I couldn't get into it at all and only later did I read up on the gender-based magic system.
One second, I'm gonna have to cross my arms under my breasts and tug on my ponytail to indicate that I am upset.
Okay, got that out of the way, although somehow one of my arms has become three feet long and completely bendy in order to accomplish it.
Had Robert Jordan just never met a woman? It's painfully bad.
As it should be, because it's really good.
goes back to muttering about Ilyena
no that's cool specifically because it's such hilarious libertarian garbage
Understandable. The weird gender stuff prevented me from getting into it at all. That and the guy who introduced me to it ended up being a vaguely tradfash weirdo with plenty of his own gender brainworms.
If I'm having a shower, that's exactly what I'd be focusing on too
old-timey prose. especially 18th century, fucking kills my brain to read, even when im interested in the topic/plot, whatever
Dangerous Liasons is a interesting story and good movie but reading the book... HELLISH
Robespierre, awesome dude, great quotes, but unedited? Nonononono
if their sentence has more than two semicolons they need to slow the fuck down
You should open up Mason & Dixon next time you’re in a library or bookstore. The dedication to the bit is just astounding
im the kind of sicko who might extremely dig that. as much as i hate the genuine article i've wrote more than one enlightenment style parody essays :agony-soviet:
Not gonna differentiate between amateur writing and professional writing here, since I tear through hundreds of pages of fiction a week when I have free time, which makes remembering what something is from a pain. It also means I read a lot of crap. Generally, I put something down for one of the following reasons:
- Obnoxious reactionary politics. Someone starts pushing fash shit, I put the book down. Sadly, more common than I'd like.
- Major grammatical shortcomings. Not a typo or two, those are fine. Consistent poor use of punctuation, tenses, or anything that consistently distracts me from actually reading.
- Grinding misery. I can deal with hard things happen to a character, but if the whole story is just misery after misery, I'm not gonna put up with it forever. Example: Name of the Wind. Just, constant grinding misery and it almost always the MC's fault in the microcosm. It's a fine introduction to why poverty is self-reinforcing (everything that can fuck you over will fuck you over, and all of your available decisions are variations on bad ones), but it is also miserable to read.
- Certain kinds of being too real. I struggle to read some trans-centering literature explicitly because it either makes me feel incredibly dysphoric or because it just re-triggers my own sore points. This can be hard to predict ahead of time with a text. I experience this most often in the context of fanfiction.
- Tension without release. One of the trends I see in fanfiction over 200k words is a tendency to not be able to allow pressure off of the story for a little while before bringing it back. Arcs are either not fully resolved, leaving no downtime to the story or the author can't help but continue escalating. This is a bit like grinding misery, but not the same. I find it exhausting. If I wanted to deal with an unending grind where things never get better, I'd go outside.
I'm very particular about description. If they use racist tropes like food analogies or only focus on describing non-white people, I'm going to notice.
I also hate it when authors use shorthand. Don't just call it a starship and then leave it at that.
Oy vey. I thought you meant something like, hinting that someone is italian because they like pizza.
"Her skin was a pale and glistening with sweat, like some fresh mozzarella melting on a pizza."
Any detective novel written by a comedian or politician who thinks they're funny. I only made this mistake once in reading some dross Hugh Laurie wrote. They all want to be P.G. Wodehouse but seem to forget that Wodehouse is humor strictly for the worst sort of self-sucking nerd, and isn't actually that funny at all if you were born after 1970 or unless you like a very specific kind of camp.
These are things I mostly see in fanfiction and their prevalence is a large part of why I rarely read fanfic anymore, but:
- Poorly understood and badly applied historical/scientific concepts, especially evopsych
- Characters acting as blatant strawmen for people/positions the author doesn't like
- Protagonists who effortlessly pulverize all challenges laid before them
- When the story enters the author's magical realm
- Using atrocities like rape and slavery in a tone-deaf and shallow manner for cheap shock value
So many of my friends at the sci-fi club liked that back in the day. smh
I maintian hp:mor is good. The slaver and rape stuff was from the original. It is otherswise a quest to overthrow the bourgeois and give everyone universal healthcare.
You are correct in both that it is at this point tedious to examine, and that isn't what yud ment to write. It is entirely luck and his lack of foresight that allowed thst work to be any good at all. If he possed the skill to write what he wanted it would have been garbage. I think he still has me blocked on Facebook for calling hpjev a maoist
I will die on the hill that he is a weiner and objectively wrong about his own work. It accidentally has good stuff in it because he copied from better writers and didn't file the serial numbers off.
All the miri stuff is seperate and painfully childish. Just straight brainworms and sophistry As he blocked me from the sub-reddit for reminding him. Capitalism is the ultimate paperclip maximizer.
The slaver and rape stuff was from the original.
This definitely wasn't in the original:
CW: Rape, racism
Draco snarled. "She has some sort of perverse obsession about the Malfoys, too, and her father is politically opposed to us so he prints every word. As soon as I'm old enough I'm going to rape her."
There had been ten thousand societies over the history of the world where this conversation could have taken place. Even in Muggle-land it was probably still happening, somewhere in Saudi Arabia or the darkness of the Congo. It happened in every place and time that didn’t descend directly from the Enlightenment.
Starting with backstory. "Joe Doritos parents worked in the mines, his grandfather was a fisherman and his grandmother washed clothes. Before them, his relatives were farmers..."
you'd love the Sagas lol, every character starts with a detailed description of ancestry and reason for nickname.
