• SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    What I expect:

    Some slovenly trash about Biden's craven 'accomplishments', appearances by marginalized groups and peoples that liberals and conservatives alike continue to try to grind into dust (but liberals are 'nicer' about, so they can talk about how they appreciate them), some inane drivel about upcoming attempts at fixing things that will either not come to pass or be mutilated and hacked into something else entirely, and far more inane drivel about upcoming terrible things which liberals and conservatives will pass. Repeat ad naseum to fill the time slot.

    Close up with some nice verbal diarrhea about seeking unity with the people that liberals continue to call Nazis, traitors, and pond scum.

    What I would like:

    Some drone pilot MAGA nutter decides that life in prison is worth the trade off on March 1st around 8:30 EST, and takes his predator drone for one last spin (in Terraria, of course).

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Hopefully the same thing that happened in Designated Survivor

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Biden will say something that will become a meme.

    Less serious: Pelosi will mockingly clap, but the libs will take one frame out of context that makes her look sincere.

  • garbage [none/use name,he/him]
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    3 years ago

    something about upcoming "great perils" and how we must stick together to get through them, as we "did for the pandemic."

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Illegitimate, as all states are.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Talking about what a great job he's done. Throw in some shade to Trump and how democracy is restored, make appeals to those who still obsess over 1/6, and then make jabs at China and Russia. America will be the big hero to save everyone.

  • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Biden declares war on Russia.

    But seriously, probably a lot of talk about Russia and how they are totally gonna invade Ukraine any minute now.

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      On MSNBC a minute ago - "I want to be very careful about analogies. Putin isn't Hitler. Yada-yada-yada but..."

    • richietozier4 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      each day the invasion becomes more imminent by half of what came before it, so its always becoming more imminent, but never quite reaching a full on invasion

  • solaranus
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    1 year ago

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