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Tgis reminds me of that one clone wars episode where heavy (I think) kinda did the same. Except that was fiction. Holy crap this is fucked up
:pog-dolphin: this is just like a star war
Comparing this pig to the enslaved proletarian soldiers of the Clone army is :haram:
One was manipulated into fighting by a fascist masquerading as a democratically elected leader and ultimately squandered his life in a war deliberately provoked by said fascist to advance the goal of creating a state where racial supremacy would be a core pillar.
The other is a clone trooper.
"Wow this event looks just like my favorite American movie/show!" uhhh yeah buddy there's probably a reason for that....
uhm akhtually that character blew up a listening post, whereas this character (seems half-likely this didn't happen lol) blew a bridge
Didn't Renny Harlin direct a movie about the Georgian war shortly after it happened? Starred Val Kilmer IIRC
Now tell me, how effective was this in preventing the Russian takeover?
How the fuck was there no time to detonate it remotely lmao it's 2022.
Additional reports say that Vitaly lit the fuse of the explosives and ran behind a rock, plugged his ears and counted backwards but when the explosion didn't happen he had to go back to the explosives that went off the moment he picked them up.
There were a bunch of people that died in cartoonish ways during the January 6 revolt, so anything fair game imo
Ok I definitely thought it said he "ratio'd his unit" and had to triple check
"noo, don't kill yourself" :wojak-nooo:
" L+ratio+cope and seethe" :gigachad:
We do live in the dumbest timeline so there's a chance it indeed went down like this.
Googling the name of this bridge only brings up results of this guy. Is this even a real bridge? If so it seems like it wasn't even a major one lol
Also 4chan already shopped a pig head onto this
Also 4chan already shopped a pig head onto this
Hang on, are we on the same side as 4chan on this one? Jesus christ I need to reassess.
I mean... [CW: Slurs on /pol/ surprise surprise]
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407759788672548874/946529286788091974/unknown.png
The conservatives are split on this one. The Neocons and bowtie dipshits are popping bottles with the Atlantic Council and the military contractors. The Libertarian isolationists want no part in world war three, or at very least, the increased taxes which would appear on their balance sheets. The braindead MAGAs like Russia because they know Liberals don't. Then you have the Tucker Carlson types on their typical nazbol shit.
Ah fuckl i knew this is stolen from a movie i just didn't know which one.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger x50000 throughout the thread
Akshully the Russian military is just the Adeptus Mechanicus because all they can do is maintain and tinker with lost ancient technology. That's why there's so many photos of Russian Orthodox priests blessing Kalashnikovs.
The US military has a 60ft portable bridge on the back of a M60/48 tank chassie too.
Solid chance that this guy just fucked up and got himself killed somehow and his commanders were like "let's say he died heroically," and the media ran with it.
![[CW: R*ddit, suicide] Celebrating some dude killing himself for nothing.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/w4V8JMPVi3.png){kind=link}
