Who visited Ukraine in 2013? John McCain. Therefore, he has some attachment to the country.
He lost the presidential race to Obama and Biden, however, he seemed to harbor no major resentment towards them afterwards, and denounced people opposing Obama because he was black. So, once he died in 2018, he has some attachment to Ukraine and would want to protect both Obama/Biden and Ukraine simultaneously. Additionally, Hunter Biden has deals in Ukraine, and McCain would want to defend them.
John McCain was a pilot in the Vietnam War. I think you know where I'm going with this.
The Ghost of Kiev literally is a ghost - it's John McCain piloting the aircraft. It then crashed within a day because he got no better at piloting planes in the afterlife, it turns out.
Could I post that as an image macro in r/PoliticalHumor? I'll have to edit it down. Plus - I think there's a 90+% chance it will get nuked quickly. But you never know - if the mod who checks it actually has a sense of humor - they might leave up for a few hours if they think it's dumb and odd but amusing.
I have a theory.
Who visited Ukraine in 2013? John McCain. Therefore, he has some attachment to the country.
He lost the presidential race to Obama and Biden, however, he seemed to harbor no major resentment towards them afterwards, and denounced people opposing Obama because he was black. So, once he died in 2018, he has some attachment to Ukraine and would want to protect both Obama/Biden and Ukraine simultaneously. Additionally, Hunter Biden has deals in Ukraine, and McCain would want to defend them.
John McCain was a pilot in the Vietnam War. I think you know where I'm going with this.
The Ghost of Kiev literally is a ghost - it's John McCain piloting the aircraft. It then crashed within a day because he got no better at piloting planes in the afterlife, it turns out.
There is a specter haunting Europe, as farce.
Lmfao :data-laughing:
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Hot off the presses....
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IMPORTANT! John McCain visited Ukraine in 2013... : PoliticalHumor
I'm doing my best to defend my idea but I don't know if they're gonna buy it
Has somebody told you - "It is not humorous." That's my fav comment. What can anybody reply to that?
Oh, I see - you are humorous expert. I understand my mistake now, sir. You have educated me. It is indeed not humorous.
I just got my ass handed to me!...
It doesn't matter if it's true it boosts morale
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Spooky John McCain is gonna touch ya butt
Could I post that as an image macro in r/PoliticalHumor? I'll have to edit it down. Plus - I think there's a 90+% chance it will get nuked quickly. But you never know - if the mod who checks it actually has a sense of humor - they might leave up for a few hours if they think it's dumb and odd but amusing.
go for it, comrade
Loading...I just saw it now lmao
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