It was me, I did it. Bidets are good, folks

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I have a really expensive fancy one that I bought with getting laid off money last year and I do not regret my bourgeois indulgence

      • gayhobbes [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        That sounds fucking amazing, please do.

        Also just a heads up for all the cis hets here: yes this is what a rim job feels like and it's amazing.

        • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          ...what the fuck kinda bidet feels like a rimjob? Playing with the hole using a finger seems like it'd be more accurate

          • gayhobbes [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            If it feels like that, REDUCE THE PRESSURE. I've never had it go all the way up there.