It was me, I did it. Bidets are good, folks
In South Bend we don't believe in installing bidets in our bathrooms, we believe in installing Biden in the white house.
We don't need to wash the ass of America, America needs to wash the ass stains off of our principals
I skimmed an article a bit ago and apparently GIs returning from Europe associated them with brothels or something
I have a really expensive fancy one that I bought with getting laid off money last year and I do not regret my bourgeois indulgence
We will have to use a water jet instead of a guillotine for you. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
That sounds fucking amazing, please do.
Also just a heads up for all the cis hets here: yes this is what a rim job feels like and it's amazing.
...what the fuck kinda bidet feels like a rimjob? Playing with the hole using a finger seems like it'd be more accurate
If it feels like that, REDUCE THE PRESSURE. I've never had it go all the way up there.
Got my bidet on the counter ready to install tomorrow. It's only cold water pleb model, but it's gotta be better than wiping.
I have a cold water one and I’ve never felt like I was missing out.
Even in the winter, my butts not that cold, but maybe it’s because I have such a big butt.
It seems a bit awkward to install it on a countertop but you do you.
I have a warming one because I pulled myself up by the bootstraps, successwin'd, and got a small loan of a million dollars. It does feel like an indulgence.
This is what socialist utopia will be - we will all have warming bidets.
Is it hooked up to your hot water pipes or does it have a built-in heater?
It's hooked to my sink's hot water. It comes with a little metal piece that has an extra hole on the side to attach the hose to divert the water.
I ordered one and it's supposed to arrive today so yes, I in fact literally will have
I was just thinking about this other one today. These guys were talking about being married made men more feminized - they stopped doing their risky, injurious hobbies and started being interested in boring shit. This guy goes, "Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?"
I actually did because my landlord finally got around to replacing the broken toilet the previous tenants left in here.
