It was me, I did it. Bidets are good, folks

  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    In South Bend we don't believe in installing bidets in our bathrooms, we believe in installing Biden in the white house.

    • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I skimmed an article a bit ago and apparently GIs returning from Europe associated them with brothels or something

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I have a really expensive fancy one that I bought with getting laid off money last year and I do not regret my bourgeois indulgence

      • gayhobbes [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        That sounds fucking amazing, please do.

        Also just a heads up for all the cis hets here: yes this is what a rim job feels like and it's amazing.

        • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          ...what the fuck kinda bidet feels like a rimjob? Playing with the hole using a finger seems like it'd be more accurate

          • gayhobbes [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            If it feels like that, REDUCE THE PRESSURE. I've never had it go all the way up there.

  • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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    4 years ago

    Got my bidet on the counter ready to install tomorrow. It's only cold water pleb model, but it's gotta be better than wiping.

    • MarxistHedonism [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I have a cold water one and I’ve never felt like I was missing out.

      Even in the winter, my butts not that cold, but maybe it’s because I have such a big butt.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I have a warming one because I pulled myself up by the bootstraps, successwin'd, and got a small loan of a million dollars. It does feel like an indulgence.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I was just thinking about this other one today. These guys were talking about being married made men more feminized - they stopped doing their risky, injurious hobbies and started being interested in boring shit. This guy goes, "Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?"

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    4 years ago

    I actually did because my landlord finally got around to replacing the broken toilet the previous tenants left in here.