The comments are mind-warpingly bad. The fucking window gave out during a bazinga demonstration and these bazinga brains fantasize about "CyberTruks" taking out tanks? :agony-minion:
Russian military takes decisive new action by sitting back and letting Ukrainian hardware blow itself up
BREAKING NEWS: Funko Pop to donate 50k Zelenskyy funkos to besieged Mariupol civilians.
I would no longer be surprised if that actually happened in this ongoing worldwide clown-laden circus fire. :elmofire:
what even are funkopops are they like toys but exclusively for weird adults as they are too lame for consumption by children
They're just mass produced figurines for showing other redditors what TV shows and Disney franchises you like :so-true:
It's just a shitty figurine. It both does nothing and has no artistic value
the epic bacon people so far have made a more convincing argument for being Vegan than anyone on this site
like having a photo of Stalin in every house but just awful
Fucking bazinga brains. Why would you want an electric vehicle over gas combustion during war time?
you fool you absolute moron just build electric car infrastructure in the middle of this active warzone
It’s a war crime to attack a military EV charging at the local ikea during war
installing the Tesla self-driving software on my tank and then watching it drive straight off a bridge :big-cool:
I guess the autopilot's probably got a decent chance of accidentally running down a russian soldier maybe?
"Kyiv falls as a programming error causes electrical fires to break out across multiple Ukrainian military posts while Russian forces take lunch break"
I thought this was a dunk on the fact that they can’t actually make the truck lol. I was wrong
The fact that the primary media exposure that the fucking thing got showed it being an embarrassing failure of false promises, YET the bazinga brains ignored that and decided to outright buy the lie about how the epic bacon Geraldo-praising meme vehicle would be invincible, that makes me despair. :desolate:
Y'all aren't seeing the possibilities here. They're basically self-driving bombs.
lol, with the markup the MIC is slapping on the pricetags? Not even close to most expensive. Think of the savings!
Serhii Sternenko
Lmao, Sternenko is a literal Nazi, murderer and kidnapper, who was let go only because his fellow Nazis threatened prosecutors.
The only way these Tesla vehicles could help UkroNazis is - if Russians bought some.
Cyber technical with a laser cannon mounted on the back :so-true: :technical:
It would likely have a loudspeaker that makes giggly "pew pew!" sounds. I mean, if the bazinga cars have a fart sound on command, why wouldn't this happen too? :agony-minion:
we seriously need to adress the coolness gap between the US and China
tank shatters into pieces
"I told them not to make tanks out of pipe cleaners and wacky glue!"
Remember the baseball cracking the window?
Imagine someone rolling up to a tank like :epic-Elon-soyface: and getting vaporized lmao
