"Such a shame guys. We were totally going to do something about climate change eventually, but then Putin invaded Ukraine."

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    i swear putin has launched some kind of energy ray weapon over the united states that's lowering everyone's brain functions by 20%

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    :maybe-later-kiddo: "There's a war we instigated going on right now, we can't do anything besides keep instigating it"

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Chris Farely from Billy Madison meme:

    I was totally going to fix climate change!

    No you weren't.

    But I knew someone who had a plan.

    No you didn't.

    No, no I didn't.

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    If the Democrats really cared, they could be using this war fervor to push through a new energy plan, reorient to modern nuclear power technology, and sell it as "Ending Dependency on Russian Oil".

    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      They are just doing, "We were going to push stimulus, but then Joe Manchin stopped us all." But for the end of all life on earth.

    • StuporTrooper [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Unfortunately "ending dependency on Russian Oil" is already a talking point with neoliberals. And it's an argument for more fracking.

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If you told me the us was risking the whole world to protect a few nazis it wouldn't immediately strike me as implausible

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Getting mad at the US for eternally waging war, therefore eternally worsening climate change:geordi-no:

    Getting mad at Putler for one war, which has completely ruined any plans to fight climate change:geordi-yes:

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Libs really are setting themselves up for the funniest L in human history when Trump wins again

  • ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Lol you have seen the Energy Prices and the Petro Dollar ... Putin is Doing More for the Klimate then 30 years of Western Policy have done ... Just Watch them trying to Buy stuff with their Back by Nothing Now Fiat...

  • UlyssesT
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    8 days ago

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  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "we were about to press the huge solve climate crisis button but i am gonna have to do this another time now that russia did this"