"Such a shame guys. We were totally going to do something about climate change eventually, but then Putin invaded Ukraine."
i swear putin has launched some kind of energy ray weapon over the united states that's lowering everyone's brain functions by 20%
:maybe-later-kiddo: "There's a war we instigated going on right now, we can't do anything besides keep instigating it"
Chris Farely from Billy Madison meme:
I was totally going to fix climate change!
No you weren't.
But I knew someone who had a plan.
No you didn't.
No, no I didn't.
If the Democrats really cared, they could be using this war fervor to push through a new energy plan, reorient to modern nuclear power technology, and sell it as "Ending Dependency on Russian Oil".
They are just doing, "We were going to push stimulus, but then Joe Manchin stopped us all." But for the end of all life on earth.
Unfortunately "ending dependency on Russian Oil" is already a talking point with neoliberals. And it's an argument for more fracking.
If you told me the us was risking the whole world to protect a few nazis it wouldn't immediately strike me as implausible
Getting mad at the US for eternally waging war, therefore eternally worsening climate change:geordi-no:
Getting mad at Putler for one war, which has completely ruined any plans to fight climate change:geordi-yes:
Libs really are setting themselves up for the funniest L in human history when Trump wins again
At this point I think Trump would be a harm reduction candidate by accelerating American decay even further.
Bruh i didnt wanna say this in 2020 out loud, but was Trump the harm reduction candidate?
Lol you have seen the Energy Prices and the Petro Dollar ... Putin is Doing More for the Klimate then 30 years of Western Policy have done ... Just Watch them trying to Buy stuff with their Back by Nothing Now Fiat...
Everything was fine until Putler caused decades of cumulative carbon pollution! :wojak-nooo:
im sorry, for the sake of my mental well-being, i refuse to believe people actually believe this
"we were about to press the huge solve climate crisis button but i am gonna have to do this another time now that russia did this"
