GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

      • invo_rt [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Same. The mix of hard armour and flowy bits is pretty great.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Having a very narrow waist and a v-shaped torso was very fashionable at the time, and both armor and civilian dress used long straight lines on the torso to accentuate that shape.

  • Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
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    3 years ago

    the last one is so fucking cool i have dozens of photos of it. demi-lancer kit is peak and i really like how falling buffes look

    1540 really enunciates his physique though, he was a bit rotund but powerful and huge. i wouldn't ever have wanted to fight him

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      That's the kings cock. It has to fertilize the whole nation so it's got to be huge.

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Normal people should start getting suits of armor. Like with modern technology it shouldn't be too expensive to make an unornamented suit, especially if there is enough demand to start mass production. People can wear them to formal events like weddings or you can be a dapper little fancy lad and go to the grocery store in your suit of armor. And once you get home you can hang it up in the hallway as a cool decoration.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Oooh I know a fun movie fact relating to this. During the switchblade fight in 'Rebel Without a Cause" James Dean and the other actor were wearing chainmail under their leather jackets to protect themselves.

        Either its true or my film lit teacher was lying but she was pretty cool so I want to believe.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Like with modern technology it shouldn’t be too expensive to make an unornamented suit

      Depends heavily on what you want. Shitty, poorly fitted munitions armor that will rub everywhere and never feel quite right? Very cheap. Anything fitted that offers good protection and mobility? Ridiculously expense because it has to be hand made by craftsman to spec.

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      that's what my large adult son wears to school :baby-matt:

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    if was sent back in time to the 1500s my ideal job would be the blacksmith who specializes in molding and shaping Renaissance armor codpieces

  • frick [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    1544 looks like he'd be found wielding a flail in one hand and a freshly severed head in the other

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Dude got THICC. If you look at the last armor in the sequence in person it doesn't look like anything else in the Tower of London bc generally speaking no one else was that heavy, and people who were that heavy certainly did not fight, but he was the King and had to project a certain image so they built him large adult king armor.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    These armors were made for fighting in tournaments or during jousts or something, right? Are they different from standard practical soldiers' armor then?

    Did Henry VIII ever use these in actual combat?

    • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Maybe some for fun in the early suits. Mostly they would have been worn around to be fancy or as cool decoration

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I think he was a tournament fighter when he was young, but I don't have a source for that.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm going to be super general, and armor from this period isn't really my thing, but tournament armor was typically much heavier than field armor since you were expected to get hit a lot, and hard. Some jousting armors have an entire extra plate that fastens on over the upper chest and shoulder with a little shield where you're most likely to get hit with the lance in order to provide extra protection. Jousting helmets were generally much more heavily built that field helmets.

      Field armor generally wasn't as fancy as tournament armor, since you were trying to kill people, not show off. Depending on the era it might be lighter and leave some parts like the back of the legs exposed to improve mobility and reduce fatigue. Full, late period plate armor is ridiculously protective, to the point where most techniques for actually killing someone in armor involve wrestling and trying to force a weapon in to gaps in the armor rather than just beating them to death.