Mate, last night I got so pissed I tried to shove a Yorkie bar up my arse
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American Leftists making a light hearted attempt at mocking British mannerisms getting hijacked by British people considering what chocolate bars would be best to anally pleasure yourself with is lowkey why our dumb Empire conquered like a quarter of the globe
This is going to be fun, watching yanks try and do british is always entertaining
It's either victorian chimney sweep or outrageously posh, no inbetween
my family is working a combined four jobs and we cant afford a trip to the hospital
Fuck, put in something about eating with our hands and loving guns more than our kids and you're set.
Take me the skipper to St Mumsey's waib down the pennyheather farthing-waifer, ya right smimey cot n' smosh ya!
Like that?
This is basically me but I'm baked most of the time so I don't care about hypothetical women taking ages to get cash out
TBF I knew a few people at University who were into them so maybe I should really check them out, thanks for the reminder!
Right o me bruv, queue me ups an order of beef wellington from the maccy d's down the way bruv, good chap ye are. And Trent wants'im some fishnchips while ye done sauntered down thurr already
- i have literally not heard or thought about british dialect since reading harry potter at age 14 or so
Saying "At least Corbyn isn't in charge" while trying to catch a Listerine buzz and eating rat cooked over a burning oil drum in a bombed out primary school in some kind of Threads-like nuclear wasteland
If that's too depressing though then definitely when failed Grime artist turned right wing grifter Zuby recorded a music video in the car park of Southampton University declaring himself the "Jordan Peterson of rap" (pick any sentence from that shitty song IDK)
