• Nephroni [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The "lol"s in here are trying to hold it together

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      When I was younger and really naive, I was on a Discord server with an insane neo-pagan fascist who would say the most unhinged take you could imagine, not too far off from what's in this post, but sprinkle "lol" here and there. I would call him out for using "lol" to sugarcoat what he said but I think people kept him around because they actually couldn't see past that? It's like Superman's glasses.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    bruh this guy looks ancient why is he talking about finding virgin women

  • kristina [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    women doing the crab walk with pencils to sign checks :crab-party:

  • CrimsonSage [any]
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    3 years ago

    I love dudes, 10000% confidence zero knowledge, "Na brah whats a biology book?" Dudes rock.

  • frick [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    this guy knows what men want almost as much as he knows about female anatomy

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    My internal monologue every time I see shit like this online or hear it irl: "Well, dating men is a silly idea anyway. Too much of a diceroll."

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      One of my friends had one dating experience in which an amish looking hipster complimented her about having good birthing hips on their one and only date, I'm amazed women haven't outright shot men in the face puling lines like that during dates.

      • Ideology [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        A woman: 👩‍🔬

        A horse: 🐴

        Men: ":same-picture:"

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I might have grown up somewhat sheltered, but as a cis-het-man, I had no idea so many men was thinking this way, and not feeling ashamed in the slightest of it. It wasn't until I started actively trying to learn about feminism and following feminist content-creators, that I learned about that part of male privilege, the privilege of having someone else constantly lowering the bar for you, so that even the most mundane things seem extraordinairy by comparison.

      • Ideology [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        I've heard a lot of girls unironically go "I didn't get murdered on the date. Doing good so far! 🙃"

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Just...the most normal possible statement a person could utter. Extremely hinged.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I always wonder what these people think genitals are made of.

    Mate, your dick is basically just a rod of spongy tissue kept turgid by the restriction of blood vessels. It's not going to completely reform the inside of your partner from the few limp thrust you make before jizzing.

  • Koa_lala [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I was watching some braindead Netflix schlock this week. And there was this American show called "the science of pleasure" or some shit. I don't really know anymore. But it was basically like some really basic fucking sex ed. And I remember thinking who is this for? It seemed to target adults. I was like, who doesn't know this? Turns out, this guy.

  • Trouble [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    This man should keep his fetish private, among other consenting adults, rather than just publicly going off about it. Maybe he will find a forum or group dedicated to this sort of thing so he can chat with other enthusiasts.