Reporter: "Senator Buck Weasel - what is the republican's rationale for impeaching President Biden?"
Senator Buck Weasel: "Rationale? I'm just a country lawyer from Wyoming. But even I could see that when Biden brought in trains, buses, and airplanes filled with illegals to steal our jobs and to vote illegally - it was wrong
. Demoncrat President Biden hates 'Merica and he needs to be impeached right pronto. Our rational is that we love America - so we're doin' it."
Biden: Mr. Weasel is lying and completely disregarding our institutions. However, I have much respect for him and wish he finds the light and becomes a good republican like the good old days. I will resign if that’s what it takes
[Biden quote has been editorialized for comprehension]
Then Kamala becomes president, does even less than Biden, while also being less bipartisan with Republicans, because even when occupying the highest office in the land democrats can do no more than performative opposition.
Biden: "And I had some productive talks with Representative X as I like to call him. New guy - never met him before. Ted Cruz introduced us but he left the room very fast. Don't know why. Anyway Representative X is an unusual fella with a very combative in-your-face manner but I feel like we finally reached common gr—" Biden falls over. "My chest. Pain in my chest. Fuck! Pardon my French. Gaaaaggggahpffft!"
Lol I can't wait until they impeach him for failing to protect the border :meow-popcorn:
Reporter: "Senator Buck Weasel - what is the republican's rationale for impeaching President Biden?"
Senator Buck Weasel: "Rationale? I'm just a country lawyer from Wyoming. But even I could see that when Biden brought in trains, buses, and airplanes filled with illegals to steal our jobs and to vote illegally - it was wrong . Demoncrat President Biden hates 'Merica and he needs to be impeached right pronto. Our rational is that we love America - so we're doin' it."
Biden: Mr. Weasel is lying and completely disregarding our institutions. However, I have much respect for him and wish he finds the light and becomes a good republican like the good old days. I will resign if that’s what it takes
[Biden quote has been editorialized for comprehension]
Biden resigning in the spirit of bipartisanship would be the funniest thing to ever happen.
So, with Chapo's Law, (the funniest and dumbest outcome is the most likely) it's an inevitability.
Then Kamala becomes president, does even less than Biden, while also being less bipartisan with Republicans, because even when occupying the highest office in the land democrats can do no more than performative opposition.
Biden: "And I had some productive talks with Representative X as I like to call him. New guy - never met him before. Ted Cruz introduced us but he left the room very fast. Don't know why. Anyway Representative X is an unusual fella with a very combative in-your-face manner but I feel like we finally reached common gr—" Biden falls over. "My chest. Pain in my chest. Fuck! Pardon my French. Gaaaaggggahpffft!"
Common ground indeed.
I have money on the GOP impeaching Biden on day one then replacing him with Mechahitler. In thi scenario everyone has forgotten that Harris exists.
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Neither parties constituents realize that they are getting exactly what they want, but not what they need.
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