China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries 
Sorry 
nerds, the FRSO is the cool beijing funded communist org
I've been in the posting mines for years and I've yet to receive my Xi bucks and my posts have been referenced by heads of state in socialist countries. Hello!
Xi asked if I'd like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards and I've been getting them pretty regularly now. I have a spreadsheet with all of the codes listed and when Nintendo finally re-opens the Wii Shop Channel I'll have every game ever released. Some might say this is a waste, but Marxism proves that the growth of the productive forces necessitates the return and common ownership of the Wii Shop Channel (negation of the negation).
It's easy, letterbomb is simple. Dx2cios or whatever is a little scary looking but I'm a brainlet and have done the exploit like five times. Also Wiis are cheap on the ground now.
I'd like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards
you're "soros foot soldier" not "xi keyboard warrior"
Xi's been paying me in Camel Cash and (I fully get the irony of this) Marlboro cigarettes.
No Xi Bucks, best we can do is a Commendation of Stakhanovite Labour
President Xi,
I’m starving me Lord, I need to pay rent me Lord. Please send me an advance on this month’s propaganda payment.
Signed,
LibsEatPoop.
Dear LibsEatPoop,
We have confirmed the request is authentic. However, you have not posted hard enough in the third month of 2024 to receive an advance payment.
Signed,
Site-CN-34
dear neoliberals, um, it's called investing/lobbying, sweetie.
don't hate the player, hate the game.
Obsession with a plot is one of the ur-fascism points. Everything bad that happens is xi or putin.
Lol, i only read half the article
The PSL and FRSO can share the beijing funds
You noticed the Chinese flag
I noticed that the picture of it was taken by B. Coomer
We are not the same
Lmao fucking reactionaries are really putting that $1bn to good use to "fight Chinese disinformation"
Death to America
I need to make an anti china org and my output will just be videos about china’s imminent fall using an AI voice
There's so many channels that use an LLM trained voice. If you do it and you'd probably make money from idiots that can't tell the difference from one slop to another
Non white people signing on for thinly veiled xenophobia in the anglosphere will never not be funny and infuriating
I mean id love to have some socialism with Chinese characteristics in hellhole that is Canada just saying.
Socialism with Chinese characteristics with Canadian characteristics?
Blood money - distinct lack of blood...or money for that matter.
So socialist and Communist groups give warm wishes to fellow socialists and comrades. No evidence they are controlled by China.
They critique the empire and organize.
Hey guys 'member ooga booga BLM but let's not mention agent sabatours from far right
'member 'MEMBER!Ugh. I gotta call up my boi Chen, see what I can do about getting Black Agenda Report some Beijing funding.
Did you fill out the paperwork? If not, you can talk to Barb in HR
China doesn't need to do anything.
America literally cooks itself with it's Rube Goldberg machine of contradictory nonsense.
Every damn time:
Huh. Surprised it took them this long to accuse the left wing protests of being "Chinese bots"
They waffle between Chinese and Russian. It's been going on for a while, it's not gaining traction in more mainstream spaces. Just another way of silencing dissent, except this time it's the citizens spreading it
