• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    9 months ago

    I'm going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs

    "THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK"

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    if trans people are so great then how come this woman has big tits?

    wtf-am-i-reading not even trying to strawman but is this seriously what they're arguing?

  • bazingabrain
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    9 months ago

    im dying of laughter holy shit. This is the sort of late night slop i require, thank you for posting this im literally crying tears oh my god.

  • SnowySkyes
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    9 months ago

    I’m a transwomen with DDs. Does this make me an oxymoron? Would I just straight up break what remains of their brains?

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      also trans and my girlies are big enough that the state wont give me a pair for free no more trans-sad

      • SnowySkyes
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        9 months ago

        Whoa hold up, this is a thing? Cause I still do need top surgery for some pretty important reasons and I don't want to have to pay an asston of money for it.

        • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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          9 months ago

          depends on your country mostly, finland is a fucking disgrace and will barely give 5 free hair removal appointments

          • SnowySkyes
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            9 months ago

            I'm in the US, so hopefully that isn't the case here. However, I feel that's a case-by-case basis depending on insurance companies so here's hoping they don't pull that shit on me.

            • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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              9 months ago
              Amerikkka claims to love big boobed blondes yet refuses to to give an amazing rack to a woman in need?? smdh my damn head

              hope you get your top surgery, comrade meow-hug

    • LesbianLiberty [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      Jade?

      But no, I've been putting my estradiol under the upper lips for about six months now and my boobs have gone from A cup to C cup and honestly it's kind of annoying that I actually notice them now. Don't get me wrong, great, big fan, but if they grow any more I will start to get pissed.

      • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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        9 months ago

        Wait? Does it really matter whether you place it in your upper lip or not? I always let them dissolve under my tongue. I'm super afraid of being stuck in the itty bitty titty committee.

        • LesbianLiberty [she/her]
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          9 months ago

          I found it out from a tgirl named Jade with huge honkers. Yeah, if you put your estradiol pills in your upper lip by the frenulum they'll dissolve into your blood just the same over a long period of time BUT you won't accidentally introduce saliva when you talk or open your mouth. I pop one estradiol pill in there in the morning and two at night on either side of the frenulum, the morning one comes out if I'm doing alot with my mouth for some reason, but the night time ones will stay in all night and dissolve. In the mornings you may wake up with some crusted estradiol on the edge of your lips and your teeth being a little blue; but I just think of it as a reminder to brush my teeth. Absorption has been way greater!

          • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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            9 months ago

            I'll have to try it out. My doctor thinks it's time to move to the patch, but I still have three more months of estradiol so I'll try it out. I'm at A right now, but unless I lose a lot of weight quickly, I really get dysphoric if it just looks like I have moobs.

            • SnowySkyes
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              9 months ago

              I switched off to injections from pills about 5 months ago and I had a nice growth spurt after having done so. I'm coming up on 19 months HRT. Just a mention in case you were also considering injections.

              • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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                9 months ago

                I am but there's been a shortage in my state (probably cause we're the best state for trans health and rights, and I know tons of trans folks moving here for those reasons). So I get to slap on three patches once a week. It seems like the tablets may be causing me to have worse stomach issues, especially since I need to take tons of Iron cause I basically have no iron in my blood, despite being an off again on again bloodmouth.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    The only cure for woke is a giant erect penis says man who doesn't know you can get porn for free on the internet

    • itappearsthat
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      hilariously this was written by a woman, who in a previous career was a nurse who got fired for being transphobic

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    Tits so massive they obscure chudvision and get them to stop seeing the woke everywhere. World peace has been achieved.

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    This felt even weirder than normal for some reason. Like that it comes completely out of nowhere, besides being gross - but then it hit me. CHUDs lost Taylor Swift (and Football lol). They lost a blonde symbol of white ethno-feminity. So now they need a new one.

    • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]
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      9 months ago

      It's incredibly weird. I'm so out of touch with whatever is going on. I'm seriously jesse-wtf at this post.

      Trump really did rebuild the conservative movement in his image. Except instead of making everyone cutthroat business psychos, he turned them all into effete TMZ addicts.

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    Scar Joe and Jennifer Lawerence brought in the woke and they needed to find someone radically different to end the woke. Someone blonde, with boobs!