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"Anything to the left of me is to the right of me, anything to the right of me is communism" what an interesting perspective.
Libs think they live on a super small planet so anything to their left appears to be an extension of the right-wing.
Libs trying Nascar and dying because every time they come to a left turn they go right.
that was one of Felix's best bits, in the cold open right after :hillgasm: lost: "I may not be Dale Earnhardt....but I smashed into the fucking wall 'cause I couldn't turn left!"
An art installation called "Liberalism" that is just a diorama of a NASCAR track where a car turns right into the crowd of spectators.
The car itself will have a label that says "Pragmatism"
- Dronies after advocating for torturing and murdering union members or something (but its ok because the unionists were all brown)
Maybe he is an elderly man who doesn't use twitter, and whose staff runs a twitter account to tweet out political messaging
Dude keeps talking about health care and student debt and climate change when something far more important is happening.
Ugh I'm digging through Twitter to find a link because not a :LIB: and I'm encountering more than a safe level of :brainworms: but I have stumbled across a beautiful interaction between the tweeter and 🔮
Those :brainworms: are radioactive! I love when she apologizes and says "Thank you for voting for Hillary"
Now I'm in 🔮's Twitter and her takes are great. https://nitter.net/marwilliamson/status/1537422525440970753
thank you for voting for hillary
YEAH LOT OF GOOD IT DID HUH
it honestly is like :wall-talk:, these people are braindead
That article though. :yikes:
Father Bernard, what in the fresh fuck are you on about? You don't need to spend the first third of your editorial jacking off your Good Friend Joseph.
Ugh finally fucking got the source my brain will never recover from this. https://nitter.net/tafkam08/status/1535257208153329666#m
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Using the
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The idea of Bernie going round the Capitol in a MAGA hat, empty second hand chest rig and furs, pissing in Nancy Pelosi's desk drawer and trying to steal early 19th century art is pretty great ngl
I would love to be around someone this unhinged just to see what they're like offline.
The librarian at the library I work at is one of these people. She's fucking poison, a straight up bully. Shit got so fucking toxic in our department the head of HR who argued passionately with the hiring committee to get her the job (they fly candidates in from across the country) ended up resigning because everyone hated her. She also pretends to be Latina even though both her parents are white and have a popular German last name. And for some odd reason she visits a certain country in South America every Christmas.
She also pretends to be Latina even though both her parents are white and have a popular German last name.
like to be fair, she absolutelly could be latina but if so she has all the red flags you could have, she would be above a Latam Expat or any latin american person that can speak english in the fucked vibes spectrum
Libs at the heat death of the Universe, as all light leaves the galaxy, the cold void of nothing creeps in their space station, their last refuge being turned into an icy tomb: "WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US BERNIE?!?!?!"
Which one of you did this lol
Why are the lib still care about Jan 6th? Is this their tactic for the midterm
This is their tactic to win the 2024 primary. Their tactic for the midterm is to lose without a fight.
I mean that makes perfect sense, in the sense that it's a liberal acting the way you'd expect them to
They think America is a flawed but decent democracy rather than a death cult with nukes
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yep.
Seriously, how can anyone be threatened by this guy? :bernie-pout:
he reminded them that a liberal actually follows a right wing ideology. to American libs who think they're at least center left, who cannot admit their complicity in patriarchal and white supremacist power structures, who do not understand that their rabid, unthinking stanning for the most brutal, most unleased capitalism in all of human history can only be described as nothing else but far right extremism, that is an unbearable truth.
''the Berniebrothers have done it again!! curse you, Democrat-hating Tankies!''
he's an 80 year old senator. if he wanted to knock some papers off of pelosi's desk he could just walk into her office and do it
It wasn't. Everyone's insisting they were going to murder Pelosi and Pence, but I'll bet good money they would have just taken a bunch of selfies.
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Imagine being this freakishly devoted to people who hates you. I want to put her in a jar like a bug.
