https://twitter.com/katewillett/status/1540476690320744449?t=0OC41tDgzbE50P3Mw-9CWw&s=19

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    "Biden should break the norms of procedure, normality and good faith"

    Might as well be proposing a magic wand lmao.

    • acealeam [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      You must realize, we need to respect the norms of this country.

      Oh, like the norms of being able to get an abortion?

      No, I was thinking more the norms of 9 unelected ghouls deciding the fate of the country lmfao

    • acealeam [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I just got back from a meeting with my good friend Mitch. Did something happen?

    • anaesidemus [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "voters could just not vote for republicans. it's cheap and easier."

      :vote: :maduro-katana-2:

  • 20000bannedposters [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    He'll have his aides go out, say all options are on the table.

    Than when pressed they will repeat

    All options are on the table.

  • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Things Biden will actually do:

    • Call a reporter a yellow-bellied turk

    • Fall asleep on stage

    • Send $40 billion in Lethal Aid to Ukraine… for the 3rd time

  • kkitsuragisleftnut [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Biden sucks so hard he couldn't even keep his "Nothing will fundamentally change" promise. Dude is almost admirable in his mediocrity, how is it possible to be a lame duck even before you enter office?

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I hate to be that guy but I really hate it when people bring this line up. It mostly doesn't matter so I ignore it instead of being a pedant but every now and then it just bothers me enough to chip in.

      That line is taken quite egregiously out of context, to point that it's attacking Biden for the completely wrong reasons. He said this to an audience of rich people not assuring them he would protect their fortunes from any consequences, but rather that if they chipped in a bit more of their share toward (means-tested) state redistributive schemes, then it wouldn't fundamentally change anything but they'd be doing some good. And he was right - the rich paying a bit more in taxes doesn't fundamentally change the reality of a bourgeois class dictatorship, and in this part he's the liberal side of that dictatorship in believing state intervention can mitigate class conflict, thus guarding the privileges of the bourgeoisie more effectively.

      Of course, Biden's problem is that he thinks the bourgeoisie are in any way interested in giving concessions to a working class that is completely complacent and impotent to do anything whatsoever to them, so they don't need to heed Biden's pleas at all. Which is exactly why we're here, a day after reactionaries have banned abortion in half the country.

      • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        This Biden quote is like that recent Bush gaffe about invading Iraq. The intention and the original context isn't important to the picture it paints.

        Bush saying the Iraq invasion was bad and illegal is funny.

        Biden saying "nothing will change" given the context of the primaries and the fact he was literally being pushed as the candidate with the only mission to defeat Bernie and his very meager proposals is funny.

  • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
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    2 years ago

    Libs love to came up with scenarios of their candidate doing shit, but when someone else ask their candidate to actually do shit they'll lose their shit.

    • Lundi [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Libs: We should do X

      Person: Why didn't you do X?

      Libs: HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNGRATEFUL SWINE

  • Leather_Rat [undecided]
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    2 years ago

    The old duffer can barely maintain without forgetting everything that happened the previous day - he'll wake up tomorrow and his advisors will ask what his response to R vs. W being annihilated will be and he'll turn around and ask '...buh!? whaddyamean?'

    Such a fucking shambling wreck of a man.

    • buh [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Listen here Mack, I don’t like to get my hairy legs wet so I’d rather get in that, that, thing and row it until the sun don’t shine! :biden-nibble:

  • jujudubootie [any]
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    2 years ago

    Multiple news sources will say that Biden is "considering" doing something and that will basically be it lmao.

  • a_fanonist_hexagon [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Listen here Jack, not a joke, I mean this sincerely. Sincerely. SINCERELY. SINCERELY. SINCERELY. When I'm in there those Republicans will have an epiphany, it'll be so beautiful.

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I’ve said this before but post office abortion clinics would be a solution considering their footprint. I’m sure lots of locations have underutilized space.

    • blue_lives_murder [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Except then the people that go there are still tracked by state pigs and arrested? This is asinine.

      • silent_water [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        all 3 of these options lead to people getting tracked and arrested. they won't do it though because it guarantees a civil war.

        • blue_lives_murder [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah to that point it's meaningless since it won't happen, but it'd only be useful if you were trying to bait those arrests to establish federal supremacy or something, and there's much more direct ways to do that.

      • pink_mist [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Easier to erect a highway checkpoint leading to federal parks than at the 1000s of post offices in each state.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Things Biden would do if this were a foreign policy issue:

    1. Drone strike Brett Kavanaugh's house
  • Weebus [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Not arguing against it necessarily but I'm pretty sure using federal land for abortion clinics in deep red states would probably spark an honest to god secessionary crisis.