"This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-Tac-Toe. A winner. A winner."
-- Rep. Pelosi
I'm going to endzone-dance so ghoulishly when she finally croaks.
Gonna do the Marshawn Lynch end zone celebration from the 2010 NFC wildcard game over her grave
If only later we could chant "Ding dong the witch is ded..."
I love the gesture at 0:06. And I don't think it was spontaneous.
I'm officially celbrating when the dems manage to lose to Trump a second time in a decade.
It's funny and im sick of pretending it isn't.
That woman behind her looks mummified
Not beating the gerontocraty allegations
Oh wow if only there was an American version of TikTok.
One that didn't get axed in an attempt to cut losses due to the massive influx of racists.
What's wacky is that TikTok is the American version of TikTok. Chinese regulations force their version (Douyin) to be totally different.
TikTok is already fully controlled by the CIA tho… what else do they want? (source)
Like if you actually read the law itself, it’s clearly about expanding the PATRIOT act and the president’s powers over web based platforms.
It has nothing to do with TikTok.
God I wish she was home when that chud with the hammer was looking for her
She'd be the lousiest martyr though.
At least Gabby Giffords has principles and guts.
I thought she was dead or retired or something. I mean I'm not surprised she's still being renewed with the lifeblood of the poor, just that the seal written in dried blood anchoring her demonic spirit to this plane hasn't been smudged, or otherwise subject to enough mishap or entropy to unravel the spell yet. Surely even the darkest pacts of immortality cannot be entirely certain in this turgid world, restlessly carved by water and wind?