https://twitter.com/Daniel_Miller8/status/1544644479415713800?t=tNqOHeoKrMw-4-LeN-94CQ&s=19
Its so fucking embarassing to be a pizza snob. Like being bothered because someone else is eating turkey dinosaurs instead of chicken dinosaurs. Like condescending to MCU fans because you are a DC diehard
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It's like being mad about what people put between two slices of bread, who gives a shit.
But how are we going to demonstrate in front of people that we don't know, that we are better than the proles? It's critically important to show this at every opportunity. Otherwise people we don't know might think we are one of them. Eww!
Somewhere an Italian is screaming in psychic agony and I am here for it
Punished Bernie is going to pop out of your wall and lecture to you about Brooklyn style supremacy @ gun point.
Ayyyy, ohhhh, I'm wishin' a marg bar Indiana ova here :AyyyyyOC:
dill with dill on dill
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It's a pizza, so the US school system already considers it a vegetable.
Ngl, that slice looks pretty dope.
Oppose book worship and dogmatism :mao-aggro-shining:
I eat dill pies on the regular. Very enjoyable for the pizza lover whom is not a tomato lover
deep fried cheese curd tacos
The cheese curds were fried and put in the taco, or a taco full of cheese curds was fried as a whole?
I gotta be honest, pickle pizza looks and sounds delicious. I seriously want to try this.
You know what's really amazing on pizza though? BUTTERNUT SQUASH.
I had some pumpkin tamales yesterday that were excellent.
Folks, I'm really really trying to be less of a pizza snob. And I've made some real strides over the past few years.
But this is a bridge too far for me. And I'm a trans woman on spiro for god's sake! I'm supposed to love everything pickle!
Imagine warm, soggy pickles on a pizza.
with warm ranch underneath
you could just prepare the pizza normally and put the pickles on it afterwards, or just add them shortly before the pizza is done.
The best pizza I ever had was in West Africa and it had bone in chicken wings all over it
Can you share more about your time there? Where did you go in particular?
Several regions in Ghana to visit inlaws. Restaurant was called Pizzaman, several across Accra and Tema, mortal enemies and primary competitor of Chickenman, an unrelated store that often shares the same plaza
The worst pizza I ever had was "American" pizza. I ordered it, thinking how bad could it be? Mushroom and pepperoni maybe? It's got to be better than the durian or seafood pizzas. 😱
It arrived, a piece of bread with minimal sauce, no cheese, covered in french fries with no salt.
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The first time my granddad saw people eating a pizza, he puked his guts out. He said it looks like vomit on bread - and honestly, I can see it too.