Teddy Roosevelt at Harvard, 1877.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 2 years ago

Llituro [he/him, they/them] · 2 years ago

Teddy Roosevelt, fucking desperate to be seen as a Real Man™ and not an effete, rich dandy.

invalidusernamelol [he/him] · 2 years ago

All Real Men™ know is big game hunting, genocide, and exploitation of the global proletariat

copandballtorture [ey/em] · 2 years ago

Dude loved boxing so much his sparring partner permanently blinded/damaged his vision in one eye

ImaProfessional1 [he/him,comrade/them] · 2 years ago

While he was President, no less.

Mabbz [he/him] · 2 years ago

:a-guy:

MaxOS [he/him] · 2 years ago

look like a feral ape man

GrouchyGrouse [he/him] · 2 years ago

Dr Zaius during his time at Apevard 1877

iwillavengeyoufather [she/her] · 2 years ago

fellas, reclaim capris

D61 [any] · 2 years ago

Can't, my calves won't fix through the leg holes. :swole-chonk:

UlyssesT · edit-2 18 days ago

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grendahlgrendahlgen [he/him, any] · 2 years ago

Are his legs tied together at the shins?

keepcarrot [she/her] · 2 years ago

I vaguely remember one cracked columnist was really really horny for teddy roosevelt