See you in hell
I imagine a future where you can get a micro-wormhole surgically implanted in your lower intestines near the anus, so that any gas or fecal matter is just conveniently transported to some random spot in the universe and you never have to actually go poop.
brb writing a movie script about the shit-planet being spotted in the distance, on a collision course with earth
in hary pooter wizards dont use toilets they use magic to make the poopoo in their pants go byebye
https://twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336?s=20&t=unOzBqp7pvBI6ClSYuXc8Q
Wow. That’s a pretty odd thing to have in a kids book. Isn’t this basically just teaching kids they can poop their pants without any consequences?
only a stupid muggle would go to a toilet. I went to Hogwarts so I push hot loaf standing in line at the post office, the grocery store, and even in bed.
Isn’t this basically just teaching kids they can poop their pants without any consequences?
That's the point. She wants all the kids to be cis and covered in poop.
Also Hogwarts somehow still has toilets, but they're mostly there to bully people in or start a fight or run into monsters. I'm beginning to wonder how bad constipation is among terfs.
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to burp, and if any of you woke flatulent moralists should find yourself in the path of my gaseous bolus, it will be no fault of mine
fun fact: I recently moved all the stuff I had in a bedroom away, so now it's an empty room that works as a convenient fart amplifier that my neighbors can certainly hear in its full glory
They who said "I'm going to fart right now and you cannot stop it" dropped it! It was Dirt_Owl who farted, everyone. Not me!
