• NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
    hexbear
    59
    3 months ago

    oh fucking lol it's pancreatic cancer?

    it'd be so funny if england went straight from the oldest queen ever to a monarch dying every other year

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      16
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      It will be even funnier if it turns out that that that Rose Cholmondeley whatever's first kid was actually William's, he marries her to legitimize the bastard after Kate gets truss-the-plan'd and the Poms start a whole new war of succession

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
        hexbear
        12
        3 months ago

        Charles' coffin is being paraded into the Abbey and suddenly Rains of Castamere starts playing.

    • VILenin [he/him]M
      hexbear
      5
      3 months ago

      Parasitic lich Liz had to drain the life expectancy of every future royal for the next 200 years to get as old as she did, this is the natural consequence

  • huf [he/him]
    hexbear
    54
    3 months ago

    two royals having cancer at the same time? has putin finally perfected his cancer gun?

  • Melonius [he/him]
    hexbear
    24
    3 months ago

    I thought latest fad was to lock yourself in your tesla and drive in to your ranch lake but maybe its just an amerikkkan thing

  • @assyrian
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    23
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    3 months ago

    Show

    lmao

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      21
      3 months ago

      "work of the royal family"

      Standing at a fancy garden party for 45 minutes to say hello to rich pedophiles. That's their job

      • SoyViking [he/him]
        hexbear
        9
        3 months ago

        The job of the royals is to show up at fancy and respectable events and go "oh well isn't this interesting and important". That and to invite the richest pedophiles in the land to private hunting parties.

  • @NewLeaf
    hexbear
    22
    3 months ago

    From the longest reigning monarch to not making it a full year...

    At least this is likely to be the beginning of the end of the "royal family" mattering

    • CarmineCatboy2 [he/him]
      hexbear
      23
      3 months ago

      this is how my crusader kings games always go. 5 octogenarians until one 16 yo takes the throne. repeat.

      • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        10
        edit-2
        3 months ago

        I had one dude being caliph of most of the map live to 104, next one was his great-great-grandson or something like that and he was like 5. He spent next 40 years explaining his 10 granduncles that they cannot be caliph instead of caliph.