I respect spelling it pisse. Whenever I have to draw a penis on something, I'll do an anatomically correct if not labeled one and then write "pennis" above it. I've heard a middle-aged man scream "PENNIS? THEY CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SPELL IT RIGHT?"

    • cosecantphi [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Pissing into my truck balls to build up an emergency source of water in case my car breaks down in the middle of the desert while I'm smuggling seven million dollars in cartel drug money across the border to bail my client (yo soy abogado) out of jail

  • uSSRI [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    At first I thought it was a They Live parody. Rowdy roadie puts on glasses and everything is just piss.

  • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Whenever I have to draw a penis on something, I’ll do an anatomically correct if not labeled one and then write “pennis” above it.

    When I draw a penis on something I like to draw it flaccid. I like the idea of labeling it like in a 5-year-old's drawing though.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Pisse is actually the correct German spelling of "piss" as a noun, so this is a "die Bart, die" kind of situation where we know he's a good guy because he speaks German.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You think this guy just brings up the topic of urine in all sorts of different social situations, regardless of appropriateness?

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Fellas is it gay to pee? The manly thing to do is hold it until your bladder bursts and you die a horrifyingly painful death, like a MAN

  • InvaderZinn [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Ladies and gentlemen: Le master race, superior to us Juices and Knee-grows in every way.