• jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    How violent could it have been if he survived? The man’s 1,000 years old. The first punch should’ve just evaporated him like Obi Wan

  • Harajukum [any]
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    2 years ago

    I know he’s not a politician but more politicians should fear the masses

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    “receiving excellent medical care and is expected to make a full recovery”.

    ofc he is because he's fucking rich you goddamned ghouls

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I want this to be rad libs that are psychotically passionate about the Ban Congressional Stock Trading Act. Capitalist reformionaries.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      They don't have the drive for violence that chuds do.

      If the presidency gets taken by a chud that puts out an executive order decreeing that all Hispanics are to be reported to authorities so that they can be deported, liberals would just deride the guy like hecklers at a show, and not report people instead of taking any meaningful action

      CiViLiTy Is ThE gLuE tHaT hOlDs Us ToGeThEr

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They’ve released the name of the attacker: Jack Daniels. Possible accomplices: Ernesto and Julio Gallo.

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Techbros will use this as evidence for why we need to put unhoused people in concentration camps.

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The new thing is Techbros trying to legalize tube hotels like in Japan - because current designs are not ADA comptable.

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    “The assailant is in custody and the motivation for the attack is under investigation ” the office of the longtime Democratic congresswoman and House speaker said.

    uh I have some guesses

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        she kneeled for eight fucking minutes. KNEELED like the murdering cop :liberalism:

        it's still hard to believe

        • juststopfedposting [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          I don't understand how kneeling became an American left symbol? So one guy kneels to the flag at an NFL game and suddenly its a symbol of resistance but when a cop does it on the neck of a black man nobody thought to think (hey maybe this whole kneeling thing is too similar to what happened with Floyd?) Maybe taking a knee is bad idk?

          • emizeko [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            when Kaepernick kneeled it was during the anthem to contrast with standing with your hand over your heart

            kneeling sans anthem doesn't even read as a left or resistance thing to me, but maybe I'm not up on mass media

            • juststopfedposting [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              Its all theater to me, Kaepernick was trying to make a statement but kneeling became the new pledging, every lib was virtue signaling when they did it and now its been co-opted by libs like every cool thing black people do and its lame now.