https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1598767703866515456?s=20&t=0X9wO_rDiF9J0YOKOxrG4w
Wikipedia...
Nick Adams (born Nicholas Adamopoulos; born September 5, 1985) is an Australian-born American conservative political commentator and author.
Adams came to public attention on March 3, 2017, when Donald Trump made favorable comments and tweets about his work, notably a tweet promoting Adams' book Green Card Warrior and a second tweet on August 25, 2017 promoting his book Retaking America.
I've grown lactose intolerant as I've grown older and oat milk legitimately makes me not miss milk at all, it's so good
I still eat cheese and suffer the consequences though
Oat milk is amazing but it's way too expensive for what it is, and every time I've tried to make it myself it's kinda gross
Big Oat sabotaging your oats so that you have to get it freshly milked from them
Beta Male: You can't "milk" oats storms out of coffee shop to tweet about it
Alpha Male: No thanks I'll just have it black.
Sigma Male: No thanks, I only drink oat milk from the oats I milk at home.
we're going to be writing about the impacts of Divorce Court on society for generations
Oat Milk is so fucking good that several carnists I know drink it over the stolen baby food.
Only true Alphas can withstand the cramps and diarrhea that you get from drinking real milk :frothingfash:
dude they drink gallons of that shit with lactase pills and I just... what? :very-intelligent:
If they've got some money, they could order the lactase gene therapy adenovirus.
I know someone who went that route.
I can buy back my ability to digest cheese and NOBODY TOLD ME!?!? :NOOOOO:
Yeah, it'll last for a number of years at least. I don't think the guy I knew went through this particular company, not sure now. It's been at least 4 years now and he still doesn't need lactase.
There's an open source version to that you can grow: https://github.com/thethoughtemporium/Whose-gene-is-it-anyway/tree/master/lactasev2 (looks like this one's gotten an update and is no longer AAV-based, version 1 was less effective based on the guy who tried its' experience. This one on github is also more up-to-date than the one the guy in the videos tried, but the new one hasn't been tested in humans that I can tell).
They just need to take out the lactase gene and put in the growing fur gene and they'll make a killing with the furries
dude can't even handle someone offering him oats. That's not even gendered
“You can milk anything with nipples.”
“I have nipples greg. Can you milk me?”
I looked at the account and it's full of retweets of people sarcastically congratulating him after he declared himself "Time's Alpha Male of the Year" and I was like, "This is obviously a bit account," but then I noticed the 435k followers, and joined 2009?? Now I don't know what to think.
Edit: His Wikipedia cites this account. Is it actually real?
He continued: “People are craving real music with thought-provoking and emotional lyrics. Who better to give it to them than Kid Rock?”
Bawitdaba-da bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-diggy:speech-l::galaxy-brain:
Just assume his entire schtick is saying the most outrageous shit possible to pump his user metrics.
:youre-laughing: you're laughing. this based alpha male will never RETVRN and you're laughing
Reading that written by a man who wrote it with their warped sense of sincerity making me have to roll a sanity check.
If it makes you feel better, he made the same joke like 3 weeks later.
I needed to relieve myself and went to use a public restroom but I noticed that there were these “urinal cakes” I’ve heard about before.
I informed the manager that those cakes were obviously not made from eggs and flour. I then relieved myself in front of him and left.
I will never return.
:dril:
