That's fentanyl! Run!

:thumb-cop: :speech-l:

:scared:

  • GenXen [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    9 out of the 13 Dramas that CBS currently airs are based around law enforcement.

      • kissinger
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        1 year ago

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    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      It's actually 10 out of 13. The other three star a CIA operative with a heart of gold, an unpaid prison fire fighter, and a lawyer (that's also basically a crime procedural).

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      2 months ago

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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    There's a show that's just called "FBI"? Jeez. Most propagandized people on Earth.

    • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "In Soviet Russia, they had tv shows called 'KGB' that tried to make the oppressive government security agency look like heroes and good guys." :capitaldcolon:

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        While in America we get high-budget police procedurals that give us a real-life glimpse into law enforcement and entertain us at the same time! :so-true:

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      No. It's even worse than that. It's a reboot. The second reboot, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_F.B.I._(TV_series)

  • wrecker_vs_dracula [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I thought it was parody until the very end. It’s a real show called “FBI” and they actually say that line in it. I’m gonna log out for a while.

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      It is the most lib cop show. One of the main characters is a muslim immigrant who happened to be in New York during 9/11.

      • UlyssesT
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        2 months ago

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    • Sea_Gull [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The bag of fentanyl is an eldritch horror. To open it is to lose your mind...

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    "That's how fentanyl works, right?"

    Writers' room:

    :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop: :thumb-cop:

    "Okay! Moving on."

    • eatmyass
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      1 year ago

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      • iwillavengeyoufather [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        The knowledge of the existence of fentanyl is what caused the million excess deaths in 2020 and 2021.

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          1 year ago

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  • VenetianMask [any]
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    2 years ago

    Wait..! I'd know that unlabelled white powder anywhere!

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Officer, I should let you know that I have fentanyl on my shirt, wrists, really anywhere you might grab.

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        What if we started a rumor to cops that shooting people who are on fentanyl causes fentanyl vapor to release in the air, making even taking one breath nearby someone who was just shot with fentanyl deadly?

  • Pastaguini [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Why does this trailer start with the sonic spin charge up sound effect