The question can be as simple as yes or no or in as much detail as you would get in 1000 words. You will remember the information for the rest of your life if you so choose.

The year you're invincible includes a clause where if you're detained, trapped, or imprisoned, you will be freed within 24 hours with the time lost not contributing to the time of invincibility you have left.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    The year you’re invincible includes a clause where if you’re detained, trapped, or imprisoned, you will be freed within 24 hours with the time lost not contributing to the time of invincibility you have left.

    Me fighting the entire US military like Kazuma Kiryu :crowder-owned:

    • Sea_Gull [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      The first ten surrounding you wait patiently to fight you and the others are actually a pre-rendered animated background to maintain smooth fps

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    "What should I do to bring communism?"

    "Become invincible for a year and spend this time systematically eliminating prominent capitalists and bourgeois politicians."

  • Dolores [love/loves]
    ·
    2 years ago

    oh no im not falling for this. you know how many practical questions i could answer by being invincible? i aint passing that to know some esoteric fact about the universe

  • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Holding Kissinger in front of an oncoming train to make sure the job gets done right.

    :monke-rage:

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      ooof do you hold him facing the train so he sees it coming or do you face his back to it so you can see the moment of his death?

      gonna need a mirror i guess

      • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I was thinking I’d just strap him to my chest in an adult sized baby carrier.

  • FRIENDLY_BUTTMUNCHER [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I feel like if I could get a definitive answer on the next big lottery numbers and the best investment over the next 2 years I would be laughing. Unlimited funding for Marxist groups, all that jazz.

    Either that or who killed JFK.

    • Redbolshevik2 [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      I can help you on that second one. Can I have your invincibility for a year in exchange?

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Consider yourself successful only after a Keter grade rating from the SCP cops.

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    The latter. I would use that time to convince everyone I am an all powerful being on a mission to bring communism to the world.

  • FullMetalCondom [they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I could definitely kill everyone who matters and isn’t already a comrade with a year of not dying.

    Step 1: use not dying to take over nuke base

    Step 2: win

  • Tripbin [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Invincible. One question will only satisfy my curiosity. Even if they answered something like "does god exist" people will just ignore and reject it's potential answer.

    If I was invincible I'd be magyvering a billion absurd contraptions to turn my body in to a human missile and just yeet myself at the rich.

  • Sea_Gull [they/them]
    hexagon
    ·
    2 years ago

    I would use the question. I don't fully know what I'd ask, but it might be of a step-by-step process of how to do the most good for the world and why.

    The 'why' part is important. Having a convincing reason to do what I'm doing would be amazing.

  • panopticon [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Why not just a 1000-word recipe on how to become invincible for a year as described, using means that are easily available

    Best of both worlds

  • cawsby [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I'd want to know if there was an afterlife.