MEET THE SOCIETY

MARGARET THATCHER

The Iron Lady herself sits proudly as a member of the Invisible Hand Society. Trained as a chemist and having worked briefly as a barrister, Thatcher became leader of the United Kingdom’s Conservative Party before ascending to Prime Ministership. There she proudly upheld neoliberalism against its many challengers, earning her an esteemed place within the society.

FRIEDRICH HAYEK

The Austrian-born Hayek is a Nobel-prize winning economist and free market warrior. An ardent critic of socialism, Hayek argued that a free market was essential for individual liberty. He condemned overbearing governments’ tendency toward central planning, and asserted that it was the government’s prerogative to defend the free market in order to preserve a free society. The society is proud to count Hayek as a member.

MILTON FRIEDMAN

The world-famous economist Milton Friedman was arguably the 20th Century’s most passionate free market defender. With his book from the 1960s, Capitalism and Freedom, Friedman established the philosophical foundation of a generation of capitalists. Later, his theory of monetarism would go on to influence such luminaries as fellow society member Margaret Thatcher and former U.S. President Ronald Reagan. Friedman has truly earned his place among the world’s most renowned free market advocates.

ADAM SMITH

The original Invisible Hand Society member, Smith literally wrote the book on free market capitalism. His book, The Wealth of Nations, laid the foundations of the free market, arguing that rational self-interest and competition lead to economic prosperity. Adam Smith established the Invisible Hand Society, and to him a wiser, more affluent world owes a debt of thanks.

AYN RAND

Known by her pen name to her readers and admirers, Ayn Rand’s fiction stridently defended the free market. Rand understood that individual rights, including property rights, were the foundation of a truly free society, and her novels influenced a multitude of political movements. She sits proudly as a member of the society.

CAPTAIN INDUSTRY

The Captain embodies the business leaders who amassed great personal wealth to the everlasting benefit of their nation. Their will toward personal gain increased jobs and productivity, while fueling innovation and expanding markets. This hero wears his cape proudly as a member of the society

Link to this moron shit

  • Rem [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Half of Adam Smith is like "here's what the capitalists seem to be doing, and it's pretty fucked up" This is proof that these guys don't even read their heroes, it's literally a secular religion with the market replacing god.

    • invo_rt [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      My first thought as well.

      Let's see what Adam Smith has to say about landlords:

      "As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce."

      :landlord-spotted:

      Oh, uhh...

      "The value of any commodity, therefore, to the person who possesses it, and who means not to use or consume it himself, but to exchange it for other commodities, is equal to the quantity of labour which it enables him to purchase or command. Labour, therefore, is the real measure of the exchangeable value of all commodities. [...] Labour alone, therefore, never varying in its own value, is alone the ultimate and real standard by which the value of all commodities can at all times and places be estimated and compared. It is their real price; money is their nominal price only."

      :marx-goth:

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Doesn't Adam Smith use the term "invisible hand" like once in the entire wealth of nations text? Maybe twice?

        I am furiously begging the apologists of capital to read a motherfucking book that isn't Harry Potter.

        • invo_rt [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Just once in Wealth of Nations and thrice in all his works. The first time he uses the term he's talking about fucking Jupiter in his astronomy book. Regardless, it's completely left its original usage long ago and just means "whatever the fuck happens in the economy is good and no you can't have healthcare/education/housing/etc" today.

          • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Thanks, I appreciate the info. Also that made me laugh so hard. I had no idea he wrote a book on astronomy. What a nerd lmao. Of course the guy who invented a bullshit term co-opted by capital also was like "your Venus is in retrograde" and other mystical bullshit that "rational" apologists for the free market believe. Checks out.

      • Kumikommunism [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Do they usually take a somewhat critical look at capitalism? I saw the book around a lot when it got big and assumed it was like a quirky, hyper-lib Malcolm Gladwell type thing.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    These look like something I'd make to satirise NFTs and capitalism. Actually, now I'm going to do it. I am stealing this idea. Stop me.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I always find it funny they include Adam Smith in these things. If Smith had lived long enough to be a contemporary of Marx, they would have probably agreed with one another.

    Capital cites Smith or Ricardo nearly every page

    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      And Smith has that banger of an anti-landlord quote that would be right at home in any of Mao's writings.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    No Pinochet NFT? they got a bunch of his mates up there. Or would that interfere with the whole freer the markets, the freer the people mantra?

    • newerAccountWhoDis [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      the whole freer the markets, the freer the people

      still true since the poor aren't real people to those ghouls

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I think it's more that their brains are so broken they don't understand why anyone in Chile didn't love Pinochet

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    It's like they know the "invisible hand" is a thin veneer of deniability for people making policy decisions that hurt the working class!

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Lmao first thought Thatcher's earrings were her eyes, which would make sense as she was some sort of demon.

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The Captain embodies the business leaders who amassed great personal wealth to the everlasting benefit of their nation.

    Saying this as a good thing and wondering why people don't like me

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Capitalist realism only works if the propaganda supporting it isn’t obvious. The fact that anyone felt the need to do this is proof that they've already lost. The only question left to answer is whether or not capitalism takes humanity with it when it dies.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    They really want to reclaim "neoliberalism" and turn it into a positive thing.

    • newerAccountWhoDis [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      They don't really want to reclaim neoliberalism. They're unironically stanning Pinochet and his Chicago Boys