Chuds thinking this is suspicious, despite this being his 40th consecutive monthly hospital admission.
Bro, he was in a Publix like 2 days ago, nobody gets away from that without Acute Pub Sub Poisoning.
Dark Brandon assassinated Bolso with tainted KFC :dark-brandon:
Bolsonaro exists in hospitals no matter the geographic region. Also, have fun with the hospital bill Bucko!
Either the dude's insides are like tar from all the shit he eats or he's a nutjob with a surgery fetish like a character from a Cronenberg film who gets offed in the first act when his intestines inflate and he farts out his lungs.
He sets up a patreon and one of the tiers is you can come and visit him on his 3,000th hospital visit.
it rules that he is pretty much a follower of nurgle at this point absolutelly can't stop finding novel reasons to go to the hospital, also hope he has some money you are not in brazil anymore, you will have to pay for this
yeah but the president gets the best treatment for free, he was also a military guy so he probably still got free doctor's appointment from the military hospitals
Bolsonaro eats around the world.
Food poisoning cannot bar him.
Neither libs nor socdems impede.
Nor does smoking tar him.
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Bolsonaro eats around the world.
Chicken, pork, and beef gravy receive him.
Lack of sauce is no barrier.
The strangest meats, he eats them.
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Bolsonaro eats around the world.
From KFC to Mcdonald’s in his car.
Between hospital trips, without failure
He never gets far.
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Chuds in the comments arguing over whether this is a CIA hit or a vaccine "complication" :michael-laugh:
Couldn’t possibly be that the guy who has had every disease known to mankind is unwell
Just name a disease after him already! He's been treating sickness like pokémon for long enough that he must have caught something that no one else has had.
Critical support to the American health insurance industry for bankrupting the entire Brazilian coup operation to pay for a colonoscopy and 16 Tylenol
