• EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    2 years ago

    Chuds thinking this is suspicious, despite this being his 40th consecutive monthly hospital admission.

    Bro, he was in a Publix like 2 days ago, nobody gets away from that without Acute Pub Sub Poisoning.

  • TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Either the dude's insides are like tar from all the shit he eats or he's a nutjob with a surgery fetish like a character from a Cronenberg film who gets offed in the first act when his intestines inflate and he farts out his lungs.

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I hope he gets a huge medical bill that he has to do a gofundme for

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    it rules that he is pretty much a follower of nurgle at this point absolutelly can't stop finding novel reasons to go to the hospital, also hope he has some money you are not in brazil anymore, you will have to pay for this

    • familiar [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Wealthy Brazilians don't usually go to public hospitals

      • redthebaron [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        yeah but the president gets the best treatment for free, he was also a military guy so he probably still got free doctor's appointment from the military hospitals

  • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Bolsonaro eats around the world.

    Food poisoning cannot bar him.

    Neither libs nor socdems impede.

    Nor does smoking tar him.

    :bolso-pain:

    Bolsonaro eats around the world.

    Chicken, pork, and beef gravy receive him.

    Lack of sauce is no barrier.

    The strangest meats, he eats them.

    :bolso-pain:

    Bolsonaro eats around the world.

    From KFC to Mcdonald’s in his car.

    Between hospital trips, without failure

    He never gets far.

    :bolso-pain:

  • Bobby_DROP_TABLES [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Chuds in the comments arguing over whether this is a CIA hit or a vaccine "complication" :michael-laugh:

    • NewsEnjoyer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Couldn’t possibly be that the guy who has had every disease known to mankind is unwell

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Just name a disease after him already! He's been treating sickness like pokémon for long enough that he must have caught something that no one else has had.

  • Abraxiel
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    2 years ago

    He's getting the authentic American experience.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Critical support to the American health insurance industry for bankrupting the entire Brazilian coup operation to pay for a colonoscopy and 16 Tylenol

  • plinky [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    My man is like john galt of medical services industry