• iridaniotter [they/them]
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      They would need around 50 million immigrants by 2070 to make up for their low birth rates. This is possible if they wanted to, although the tendency for human birth rates to fall is a global phenomenon, so it's just kicking the can down the road. It's probably only solvable with communism. Fun fact: if China tried to stop their population decline, by mid-century they'd need 10 million immigrants a year. So the only real solution for them is to figure out how to reverse the fertility trend.

      • SuperZutsuki [they/them, any]
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        As someone who will never have children, the only way I could see that changing would be universal free daycare, free education at every level, free healthcare (including dental, vision, prescriptions), 4 day/32 hour workweek, cities built around humans instead of cars, housing/food/water as rights, climate Stalinism, and LGBTQ protections at least on par with Cuba. I would not subject a child to the horrors of neoliberalism under any circumstances.

        • iridaniotter [they/them]
          hexbear
          16
          11 days ago

          That might be enough, but we may also need to abolish the family. shrug-outta-hecks

          Come to think of it, reproduction rates can stay pretty low if humans lived indefinitely. That would also allow for the abolition of retirement. Very good for capitalists... thinking-about-it

          I doubt bourgeois science and public health can achieve that though.

        • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]M
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          11 days ago

          cities built around humans instead of cars

          Japan is actually well on its way there in that department. There is lots of train service and the sidestreets are only as wide as they need to be. There are no sidewalks but that's ok because humans clearly come first.

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          • SuperZutsuki [they/them, any]
            hexbear
            4
            11 days ago

            I've thought about trying to get into Japan but I'm blue collar, no degree, which makes me essentially unemployable. I just want to run a hostel in Hokkaido and ride my bike in the mountains.

      • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
        hexbear
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        11 days ago

        I would totally move to Japan and have kids there if it were more affordable, and if they gave me a break for neither being Japanese nor speaking Japanese. Fuck ethnostates but I'd do it though.

        Probably will have to move soon due to rent increases anyway, better Japan than a van.

        • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
          hexbear
          13
          11 days ago

          if they gave me a break for neither being Japanese nor speaking Japanese.

          Fuck, I’ll even take mandatory Japanese classes once I get there, just let me in first

          • RyanGosling [none/use name]
            hexbear
            7
            11 days ago

            I never understood why richer/more influential countries don’t teach foreigners their language at an affordable price. I think china was doing it for free with the Confucius institute before they all got shut down. But Japan is probably the most hyped location in the world yet they’re not out here shilling their language lol

            • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
              hexbear
              2
              11 days ago

              It probably wouldn’t even be that expensive to run a program where you send like, college students or recent graduates to teach your language in another country.

              Can you imagine how willing US schools would be to get a foreign language teacher who’s a native speaker whose salary is covered?

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexbear
      7
      11 days ago

      What if the 300 kurdish people we let in outfuck our entire native population within 2 generations?

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 days ago

    I'll move there and be the shame lightning rod at a company. I'll be the asshole who arrives late every day to make everybody look professional in comparison. I'll leave half an hour early so that overworked salarymen don't have to feel embarrassed if they need to go home to their family and don't want to be the first one to clock out. And then, when my work is done, I'll simply stop working. I'll go to the office and do nothing, playing chicken with the company's no-firing policy, until I lose and repeat my good deeds somewhere else.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    12 days ago

    sneaking into japan so i can live in some random abandoned house on top of a mountain and collect food from the local haunted forest

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
      hexbear
      20
      11 days ago

      The international brigade of the upcoming protracted people's war in Japan: foreigners going to the country, disappearing under MyStErIoUs CiRcUmStAnCeS that the cops don't feel like investigating, and then squatting the countryside to help establish a revolutionary base area

      Show Visa requirements of Japan

      • Jacobo_Villa_Lobos [he/him]
        hexbear
        4
        11 days ago

        Fun fact: Brazil is also now visa free for Japan

        https://www.gov.br/mre/en/contact-us/press-area/press-releases/reciprocal-visa-exemption-between-brazil-and-japan

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    12 days ago

    Under Japan’s tax policies, some owners often find it cheaper to retain the home than to demolish it for redevelopment.

    And even if owners want to sell, they may have trouble finding buyers, said Hall, from Kanda University.

    Something the Government could do

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      4
      11 days ago

      government seizing unused houses would be authoritarian

      Government buying unused houses at a market price is also authoritarian

        • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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          11 days ago

          they were joking. right wingers saying the Government doing anything other than beating up protestors and murdering children overseas is bad.

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    30
    12 days ago

    Maybe they could try not being such a capitalist hellscape so people can have the time and energy to actually have kids and fill those empty homes.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      5
      11 days ago

      When you’re trying to have kids but Shimada-san poured hot soup on your genitals because he’s your manager and it’s too disrespectful to report him

  • Greenleaf [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    A reminder that “low birth rates bad” is false, at least by itself. It’s bad for capitalists (who need constant economic growth) and for welfare systems operating under capitalism. What’s bad is if there’s people who want a family but can’t afford it.

    A declining population under socialism isn’t a problem so long as people are having as many or as little kids as they want.

    • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
      hexbear
      20
      11 days ago

      Maybe I'm wrong but this seems a bit overly reductive? Capitalist or Socialist: if your workforce is aging out and there aren't people to replace their roles and automation hasn't got it handled yet that's probably still an issue you need to address....although I agree socialism is much much better equipped to do so on account of planned economy if nothing else.

      • MovingThrowaway [none/use name]
        hexbear
        11
        11 days ago

        Yeah it's not bad but it is a problem, in the same sense that any social, economic, environmental, whatever change is a problem that needs to be adapted to. Planned proletarian economies are just the ones best suited to meet these problems head on instead of weathering, externalizing, profiting from, or collapsing because of them.

  • Blottergrass [he/him]
    hexbear
    13
    11 days ago

    I literally help old people with technology for a living can I get a work visa?

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      5
      11 days ago

      You’re not Asian, and if you’re Asian, then you’re not Aryan Nippon, so your visa application has been rejected.