• PZK [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Tell them the balloon is completely loaded with critical race theory. They will scramble all available F-22s to shoot it down.

    Edit: They actually shot it down with an F-22. Now we know it was full of CRT.

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Reminds me of how every red state acted so damn self important after 9/11 as if anything like that would ever happen to them, real Red Dawn brain

      Regardless of whether 9/11 was an inside job or not (I think it was a bit of both) that shit didn't happen to :amerikkka: it happened to NY, get over yourselves rest of the country especially you Massachusetts

      • edge [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I think it was a bit of both

        The towers just did that.

        • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          There was some major evidence of insider trading happening right before 9/11 including the guy who owned the buildings purchasing a massive insurance policy on them a few days before but I also think it's likely Bin Laden came up with his plan independently and the Bush administration just let it happen after finding out because it would justify all of their plans for war in the middle east

          That said, we'll most likely never know for sure and the close ties between the Bush and Bin Laden families are also pretty sus

          For more info I'd recommend the 9/11 episodes of :trueanon: but it may be better to just not think about it

          • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Personally I don't think Bush was involved in 9/11

            But I will say the CIA almost never fabricates a movement wholecloth they find the people who were willing to do it and fund and encourage them

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        They did this outside of the US as well. I remember reading an amazing article in my rural Danish newspaper about the commander of the local home guard* promising to defend the local TV transmission mast from Al-Queda terrorist attacks.

        *) A volunteer branch of the Danish military made up of out of shape boomers who cosplay as soldiers a few weekends a year

    • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]B
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      2 years ago

      Counterpoint: there are more cows than people there.

      Checkmate.

      Game over.

  • VHS [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They're surveilling Liberal Mountain looking for power posters

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Nice propaganda. I opened up google maps and dropped myself in 2 random points on opposite sides of the state.

      https://imgur.com/a/INJHPGt

        • booty [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Sure, but if you dropped yourself in 2 random points on opposite sides of that place would you likely get 2 nearly identical scenes of hideous wasteland?

            • booty [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              Ok, bet. Here's the same thing but with Switzerland. https://imgur.com/a/hPkuyS2

              It's okay to be wrong.

                • booty [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  I see pleasant little buildings with beautiful landscapes behind them, are you actually going to try to tell me that place is ugly lol

                • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  Landscaping, sidewalks, a roundabout, vs endless stretches of potholed roads with rusted out trailers and chain link fences

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It looks beautiful. I would love to go there sometimes after the revolution.