• old_goat [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I didn't watch but apparently Biden has big plans to save capitalism and the union, and he decided to wait until he lost congress and any power to pass legislation to tell us about them.

    • duderium [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      When Republicans have any sort of power, Democrats ceaselessly promise cool things that will never pass. When Democrats have power, they do nothing but make excuses for why cool things can’t pass.

  • Tripbin [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Reddit Politic libs are jizzing themselves as of Biden did something. Literally just the same vague bs they alwaya are. Biden raises his voice a bit and says an empty platitude about America fuck ya and everyone cheers. Let's not forget that Biden has still not cancelled student debt. There's no evidence he started even working on the plan that he claimed he would be planning when everyone though he was actually forgiving 20k on the spot. Check your loans. It's still there and always will be and he knew it would never actually be done. Was just an easy layup for tricking libs.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The way libs respond so the divine and occluded gestures and messages of their leaders does provide a lot of contexts for how people interact with religious and cult leaders, including stuff like statues or oracles or whatever.

      Like yeah, watching Libs tell me with a straight face that Joe erased their student debt does provide the context I needed to understand why Hellenic Greeks would murder their kids if eagles flew across the sky in the wrong direction, it's exactly that same level of misinterpreting the relation between observations and effects.

  • stinky [any]
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    2 years ago

    I watched it. It was typical Democrat bs.

    Now that they’ve lost the House, they are talking about the PRO act, Build Back Better etc.

    There was China bs.

    There was police stuff which ended, literally, with “do something.”

    Some shouting from Majorie Taylor Green and other Republicans.

    Apparently, he’s capped Insulin at $35 for seniors which is good. And he got the Republicans to admit they won’t cut social security or Medicare.

    But that just means they’ll cut other needed things. No mention of medicaid and how millions of people are gonna lose it by May. So that’s something very worrying.

    On guns he said “ban assault rifles”.

    I don’t remember much else. I was partly drunk.

    E: Oh yeah, lots of calls for bipartisanship.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I would like to remind everyone, again, that out of about 90k gun deaths and 45k gun murders a year assault rifles are used in, like, idk, maby 2k tops if you really massage the numbers, but really more likely somewhere between 500-1k?

  • TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Joe announced that there's enough blow for anyone that wants it - the economy needed a further kickstart so Joe and his team of top party people surmised that getting people fucking ripped to the tits on cheap gak was the way to get things moving. And sexy.

    Plans are being drafted to allow pharmacies to sell the marching powder over the counter sans prescription. High times are here again!

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    11 days ago

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    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      I was sitting at a brewery having a beer and couldn't figure out why my crazy lib uncle kept telling me Joe Biden is coming for his neighbor's assault rifles.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I love that Libs can't even get Biden to cancel student debt, which he 1. promised to do 2. has clear unambiguous legal authority to do and 3. deliberately bungled in such a way that he could blame the courts for stopping it even though that's total bullshit.

        But somehow they think Jim Crow Joe is going to convince the GOP and the SCOTUS to come take guns away from all the bad right wing mass shooter men.

        Absolutely nothing but pudding between their ears.

        • Phish [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          It's wild how they fall for the same shit over and over again. I guess they don't care. They would rather see Republicans lose than Dems actually follow through on their promises.

  • FortifiedAttack [any]
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    2 years ago

    I know some liberals who were watching this with bated breath thinking he was gonna mention anything about student debt relief.

    It's about as pathetic as those simps who think their favorite e-girl is really really really gonna reveal her titties this time.

    Sure, she might have scammed you about a hundred times before. But all you need to do is :vote: , uhhhh I mean, throw another $100 her way, and I'm sure it's gonna happen this time!

    • stinky [any]
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      2 years ago

      “E-girls” don’t scam people, btw. The product they sell is quite clear to everyone involved.

      Maybe some specific e-girl made a promise to show her breasts and got money in exchange for that and didn’t follow through. But that’s the actions of that specific person where they made a false business exchange.

      But, in general, e-girls act as a bridge between typical internet personalities (YouTubers, TikTokers, Instagram influencers, Twitch streamers) and explicit online sex workers (OnlyFans, Fansly etc). Some are more on one side than the other, and might behave differently on different platforms. But in each case, it is quite transparent what they do.

      TLDR: E-girls good. The conditions which create e-girls (capitalism) not good. E-girls under socialism? Maybe, I dunno.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's more pathetic because e-girls do actually get their titties out sometimes, especially since OF made it relatively easier and more lucrative, but Democrats never deliver.

  • dead [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Biden's catchphrase for the night was "finish the job". He kept saying, it's time to "finish the job". Even the news commentators kept saying the line. This was surreal and kinda funny because "finish the job" mean to ejaculate, cum. If you google the phrase "finish the job" the first results are porn.

    :volcel-kamala:

  • robinn [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    My parents were screaming at the TV cuz they're Republicans but I just watched. From what I remember, he co-opted Tyre Nichols' death and his mother's pleas to make another empty call for reform; he emphasized how people went bankrupt from medical care and said he's gonna fix that with "inflation reduction"; other shit. Most of it was platitudes.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I really love Biden. He's been the hand puppet of one of the most cynically exploitive industries in the US for fifty years, but despite doing hte bidding of Maryland credit card companies he's still effectively broke by political standards. He couldn't even pay for the medical care of his own dying cancer ridden son, but still promised to veto M4A.

      A man told me once that "No matter how loyal a dog is, if you beat it enough, it will turn and bite you." and I said to him "You say that, but there goes Joe Biden"

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      My parents were screaming at the TV cuz they’re Republicans

      Hatewatching some random awards show except even more pathetic lmao