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  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    People on dating sites are absurd and are excited to spend their lives alone based on esoteric criteria and an unwillingness to read and communicate like a human:shrug-outta-hecks:

  • Ecoleo [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Classic example of probing for scat play, seen it a hundred times

      • Ecoleo [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Honestly I was just shitposting after I saw the other two replies lol I have no idea, I would have never assumed it's a scat thing. Its a weird thing to say but like you i would just assume it was a bad joke

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        She used to also do sex majick (when it's sex majick there's always. J and K)? All signs point to scat fetish. I will also restate, this seems like a really fucking weird person.

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            I feel in my bones that a bullet has been dodged here, but the more I hear from you, maybe it was meant to be. However sex Magick often requires multitasking lsd, sex, bad music, thinking about Set while you cum but only if in the correct position or there won't be any full moons next year, being similar to Sting and Alan Moore as well as libertarian occultism. It's a dangerous erogenous zone.

            • DoubleShot [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              I've been on this site since like the third day after launch, and this is a top-10 most fascinating comment for me.

                • DoubleShot [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  Imagine being someone who understands all those words individually but not at all as a whole.

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    2 years ago

                    You wouldn't have reading comprehension?

                    It is a weird ass sentence ill give ya that. But it is about weider ass people

            • nohaybanda [he/him]
              cake
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              2 years ago

              Eh, not necessarily. Could be kaos majick and you're just focusing on a sigil as you climax.

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                2 years ago

                That's even worse. You have to read Robert Anton Wilson while fucking

                • nohaybanda [he/him]
                  cake
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                  2 years ago

                  I dunno dude. I've had a purely intellectual interest in the occult for a long time, but I don't really believe the stuff and I'm too old for kaos majick chicks. Give me a nice witch with a herb garden and scented candles any day of the week though.

                  :vegan-seitan:

      • VHS [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        just jordan peterson alone would have been a dealbreaker to me

        i'm actually curious how many women fans he really has. i was under the impression it was like 98% dudes, him being a huge misogynist and all

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        She also likes Jordan Peterson

        Way to hide the main glowing red flag :kombucha-disgust:

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        She also likes Jordan Peterson

        I'd walk out on a date and leave them with paying the bill for that.

      • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Jordan Peterson

        I feel like this is the answer to what happened here. It was probably some insane trick that you answered wrong.

      • DoubleShot [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I know a woman who is into Jordan Peterson. You dodged a bullet.

  • Hooray4dolphins [she/her,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    if someone made a "shidding and farding out my doodoo ass" type joke after only one date, i would be bringing them a diamond ring on the second

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    she was probing to see if you share her scat fetish

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Honestly, I thought your response was really funny and had I made the shitting comment, I would have been satisfied. Even if I would have completely misinterpreted your response.

    I knew my partner and I were going to work as soon as the poo comments started, which was probably around date 2 or 3. When she farted on my leg I started to get those I love you feelings.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    :scared: @ the several immediate responses this was about scat

    :amogus: the scat people do be around ig

    • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Honestly it was one of my first thought after the initial :huey-wut:

      It makes too much sense though so they might just be crazy. Either crazy or deep in the fece.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    If possible go see Stav and get front row seats. You could get on YouTube.

  • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Thank goodness I'm married. :gigachad-hd:

    The dating scene? No thank you. :sweat:

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I feel this. I mostly get along when my partner. But damn 20% of my relationship is just me not wanting to deal with dating.

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Every day I thank my lucky stars that I found my partner before dating apps became mainstream