• Dbumba [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    This guy is asking for thinly veiled cover for his sex tourism. Medellín (Colombia in general) is a hot spot for sex tourism.

    But a normal people not looking for sex tourism would just say, "what should i do in Medellín", you know, like a normal person.

    This is typical lib thinking, convincing himself he's "a world traveler" going to immerse himself in the "culture", telling friends the "legit" reasons he's going, but his true motivation is a perverse hedonistic coke bender.

    Colombia is awesome in general. But the vibe is this guy wants to go for all the wrong reasons yet pretend he's going for some higher enlightenment so he can make cognitive dissonance between his alleged intentions and actual actions to salvage his internal moral conflict.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      this just made me remember this awkward joke i made once, when i was telling a newish acquaintance about a trip i took in my early 20s to Amsterdam. in reality, i flew there after quitting a job i hated to be part of the magic of legal weed for a week, back before it was decriminalized anywhere in north america. anyway, fast forward 10 years and i'm telling someone about going there and seeing some commuter with a fold up bicycle getting off a train and they ask, "oh why did you go to the netherlands?" and i said, in my typically deadpan style, "for the legal prostitution obviously", which i thought would be recognized as obviously ludicrous because i thought i didn't seem like the type. but i guess i sold it by throwing it away like that. story of my life.

      of course, they looked at me blankly, trying to hide disgust. i quickly tried to explain i was joking and just an idiot stoner going to the stoner mecca of the early 2000s, but it took some convincing.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :jesse-wtf: where on earth can you go there isn't women?

    interested gay man minds want to know

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Critical support for whichever criminal or gang shoots this sexpat and leaves his body in a ditch.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Reading this made a funny thing my grandpa used to say pop into my head. When it hit like 106F outside he'd say "it's hotter than a two-peckered billygoat!" Goofy old man.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I'm a world traveler

    People who introduce themselves that way tend to be :epstein: brained.

    • flog [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      i've known multiple people who have

      american dudes set the bar really low and american women love accents

      • ivygroup [none/use name]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Wait until they get introduced to American divorce laws

        :yes-hahaha-yes-r: :sicko-wholesome:

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    In his recent post history to something creepy called "thetagang" (content warning: nazi dog whistles, cringe :my-hero: snail memes)

    spoiler

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  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Mendellin actually has pretty great public transport. The metro is pretty good and the cable cars are really neat.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Those were my thoughts exactly. It's uncomfortable just thinking that people like that exist.

        We're gonna need a thicker wall.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      I really didn't need to watch that

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    i hope this dude gets a face full of scopolomine and loses everything he has