Link - https://twitter.com/bizlet7/status/1639295514926538756

The follow up tweet is banger too:

To achieve the level of leanness and vascularity she is on some type of steroid. She is injecting MALE hormones into her body to look like this giving the her that manly muscle appearance. You are all unironically gay.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    A chad pushes this dork out of the way and he comically falls face-first into sand, sputtering and coughing, "umm actually you are gay, SIR"

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Straight dudes are so weird. So many hang ups. Like if you aren't attracted just shut your mouth and move on. Stop trying to make your problem everybody's problem.

    Like the entitlement is so gross and so blatant. I bet this dude plays a fuckload of video games.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'd hate to fall into old tropes but I'm gonna be honest with you if you look at this women and think "Having sex with her would be gay" I do not believe that you are actually straight

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Honestly they deserve the trope, it's a gross sentiment that deserves the mockery and stereotypes. Oh no, a woman with abs, I am so gay now

        It reminds me of when Peterson had his big meltdown over a plus sized model. Just admit you hate women you fuckin weirdos. Stop demanding they meet your clearly impossible standards. Too big and they meltdown. Too toned they meltdown. What's next? Too average?

    • Trustmeitsnotabailou [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Was driving with my friend in my wife's small hatchback. And he was acting like super strange

      And than we hit a light and he started to nervously chuckle and said "boy people probably are staring at us and thinking look at those to gay guys in their small car so gay".

      I was like. Uhhhhh what. Do you actually think that way?

      Fyi he thinks bidets are gay also.

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Like if you aren’t attracted just shut your mouth and move on.

      That's what they would do if they did find her unattractive. The problem is that they're very attracted to her and their weirdo straightoid hangups make them feel bad about that so they want to make other people feel bad about it too

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    My brain: irrelevant. you can't see their feet or hands, so it's probably an AI generated image anyway.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Her hips are wider than her shoulders, she has thicc anime proportions lmao. Besides the fact that she has low body fat she's literally the proportions of every thicc fantasy anime girl that these losers jerk off to.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It does, this dork can't even get his language straight let alone his sexuality.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I really don't get straight men. For people who supposedly are only attracted to women, they seem to REALLY hate women

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      A lot of straight men do indeed hate women and only interact with them in a transactional way for sex. Zoomer misogynists take their hatred to this weird logic trap wherein [Jordan Peterson Voice] It's actually gay to have sex with a woman.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Just wait until he finds out that most women were conceived with MALE sperm.

    I wonder if he'll ask his dates whether they were conceived with a feminine penis for maximum straightness.

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    :hyperflush::awooga::awooga::hyperflush::awooga::panting::hyperflush:

    chalk me down as a latent homosexual then!

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    All right-wing politics is 100% vibes based. Prove me wrong.

    Pro-tip: You can't.

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    "sorry, I don't make the rules." -me as I completely make up a rule