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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Two economists are walking in the park. The first economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the other, "I'll pay you $50 to eat that dog shit." So he does and gets paid $50. Later on, the second economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the first, "I'll pay you $50 to eat that pile of dog shit." So he does and gets paid $50.

    The first economist says, "I can't help but feel we just ate dog shit for nothing." "Nonsense," says the second economist, "We just contributed $100 to the economy."

  • MF_COOM [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I've only heard that term used to describe children.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Okay jokes about mid century French painting are very funny, so write that down.

  • ZoomeristLeninist [comrade/them, she/her]M
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    1 year ago

    it means poopoo and peepee jokes. the oldest jokes have to be the most mature! also song parodies with all the lyrics about fucking your dad or shitting your pants, sticking ur finger through ur zipper and pretending its ur weiner, making fart sounds at a funeral, inhale an imaginary blunt and have an extremely exaggerated coughing fit whenever someone says a word that could apply to weed, etc.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      The oldest joke is something that doesn't translate about a dog walking in to a bar. Whatever context made the punchline make sense 6,000 years ago in Sumer didn't survive.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          My best guess is the dog stumbled into the Mesopotamian afterlife, a place of perpetual darkness where everyone ate dust, and accidentally opened something funny that wasn't full of alcohol.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        There isn't one. It's subjective, though it does get tiresome when something is said to be "for babies" and derided if there isn't sufficient :awooga: :libertarian-alert: :hypersus:

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    You have to read memes from a premium 500 dollar subscription magazine that looks like it was designed for a luxury fashion brand in 1989 Japan. If it has tall white all caps serif text over a black background with a translucent painting of a forgotten 4chan meme character underneath, it doesn’t matter how many fart jokes are in it cause it gets overpowered by pure classiness

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    I guess it can mean not jumping and screeching like a prepubescent child if Youtube "humor" is anything to go by.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      REACTION TO THE REACTION TO THE REACTION :soypoint-1: :soypoint-1: :soypoint-1: :dumpster-fire: :soypoint-2: :soypoint-2: :soypoint-2:

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        The tithing critique that Chaucer worked into the Canterbury Tales where angels commanded that a fart that :you-are-a-serf: gave since they had nothing else to give had to be shared evenly among the clergy. :chefs-kiss:

  • BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    It's when you've laughed at a comedian other than Nick Mullen in the past 3 years.

    I have not but I'm working on it.

      • BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        Stavros is like a $10 dollar wine you shoplift from your local grocery store before you turn 21.

        It's a step in the right direction but it might as well be Gatorade mixed with bread yeast with how much of an adult you are by drinking it.

              • BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]
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                1 year ago

                I'm so glad my real life friend Nick Mullen would visit me.

                Also the Eric Clapton bit is actually art. At the end of the bit Nick reveals that cumtown is actually based on the giant robot with a man in its ass. It's a metaphor for Nick being gay, I.E. in an ass, while still being in the metaphorical closet, also the ass but its not gay because he controls him with wires and buttons.

                  • BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]
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                    1 year ago

                    I can barely find people who even watch chapo anymore on this website but every time I mention cumtown I get someone with a near-religious zealot knowledge of their bits.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    too complicated for kids, not necessarily subject matter

    like needing to know a few big words and context in service of a dick joke