Two economists are walking in the park. The first economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the other, "I'll pay you $50 to eat that dog shit." So he does and gets paid $50. Later on, the second economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the first, "I'll pay you $50 to eat that pile of dog shit." So he does and gets paid $50.
The first economist says, "I can't help but feel we just ate dog shit for nothing." "Nonsense," says the second economist, "We just contributed $100 to the economy."
It means you have to make jokes about stocks and investments and economics
Okay jokes about mid century French painting are very funny, so write that down.
it means poopoo and peepee jokes. the oldest jokes have to be the most mature! also song parodies with all the lyrics about fucking your dad or shitting your pants, sticking ur finger through ur zipper and pretending its ur weiner, making fart sounds at a funeral, inhale an imaginary blunt and have an extremely exaggerated coughing fit whenever someone says a word that could apply to weed, etc.
The oldest joke is something that doesn't translate about a dog walking in to a bar. Whatever context made the punchline make sense 6,000 years ago in Sumer didn't survive.
You have to read memes from a premium 500 dollar subscription magazine that looks like it was designed for a luxury fashion brand in 1989 Japan. If it has tall white all caps serif text over a black background with a translucent painting of a forgotten 4chan meme character underneath, it doesn’t matter how many fart jokes are in it cause it gets overpowered by pure classiness
Funny enough, that’s our sister magazine for the middle class who can only afford somewhat ripening humor
I guess it can mean not jumping and screeching like a prepubescent child if Youtube "humor" is anything to go by.
It's when you've laughed at a comedian other than Nick Mullen in the past 3 years.
I have not but I'm working on it.
Stavros is like a $10 dollar wine you shoplift from your local grocery store before you turn 21.
It's a step in the right direction but it might as well be Gatorade mixed with bread yeast with how much of an adult you are by drinking it.
It took me 4 years to laugh at Stavros' comedy...
But it took me a lifetime to laugh at Nick Mullen again.
I'm so glad my real life friend Nick Mullen would visit me.
Also the Eric Clapton bit is actually art. At the end of the bit Nick reveals that cumtown is actually based on the giant robot with a man in its ass. It's a metaphor for Nick being gay, I.E. in an ass, while still being in the metaphorical closet, also the ass but its not gay because he controls him with wires and buttons.
Odd. When you're a musician, writing off entire genres as beneath you doesn't mean you're mature, it means you're pretentious.
If you ask me, it's not relying on racism or any other "DAE [le group Fox News has told us to hate] le BAD!1!" to be funny. It's like the high fructose corn syrup of humor.
