Man Cream is almost too good. Like, innuendo aside, I could see someone making that into a mainstream brand with broad appeal. I feel it would have to be more like American Freedom Gun Creamery and all the branding would look like a collage of American flags and troops. It would be $15/pint and distributed via a MLM scheme.
We need advertising featuring REAL, HARD men doing physical activities and enjoying Man Cream(tm) to cool off so everyone knows it’s not for soyboy wokies 😤
Some kind of professional ensemble like the Village People and I'm filling them up with man cream. We're all laughing and high fiving and proving how straight we are.
:frothingfash: Did you know that cow's milk is loaded with nasty, feminizing estrogen?!
:so-true: That's why at Man Cream we only use the finest ingredients from the most potent, masculine male bovines to ensure the purity of our customer's essences!
As a family man you're obligated to be with your wife, but we get it. Even looking at her lady cream makes you feel sick. Sometimes a fella just needs to sneak away and fill his belly with man cream in the truck. Nobody has to know. Just find another fella on craigslist and enjoy it together.
I'm going to start a right-wing ice cream company called Man Cream. We will defeat the woke mind virus with man cream running down our chins.
This parody is only distinguishable on the basis that it's posted on Hexbear
Man Cream is almost too good. Like, innuendo aside, I could see someone making that into a mainstream brand with broad appeal. I feel it would have to be more like American Freedom Gun Creamery and all the branding would look like a collage of American flags and troops. It would be $15/pint and distributed via a MLM scheme.
Butter's Creamy :lmayo:
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Lol I made this same bit. Hexbear hive mind
We're the next Ben and Jerry. I'm going to spread my man cream all over Real America.
We need advertising featuring REAL, HARD men doing physical activities and enjoying Man Cream(tm) to cool off so everyone knows it’s not for soyboy wokies 😤
Some kind of professional ensemble like the Village People and I'm filling them up with man cream. We're all laughing and high fiving and proving how straight we are.
:frothingfash: Did you know that cow's milk is loaded with nasty, feminizing estrogen?!
:so-true: That's why at Man Cream we only use the finest ingredients from the most potent, masculine male bovines to ensure the purity of our customer's essences!
As a family man you're obligated to be with your wife, but we get it. Even looking at her lady cream makes you feel sick. Sometimes a fella just needs to sneak away and fill his belly with man cream in the truck. Nobody has to know. Just find another fella on craigslist and enjoy it together.
:panting: