• Phish [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      A well designed trad bot cleans itself. Product design 101.

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    • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      There was a video of some google tech incel guy where he talked about how his "realdoll" gave him a urinary tract infection because he wasn't good about cleanup. :saul-stare:

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Do they realize that shit like this just makes women even more likely to be feminists? :data-laughing:

    Like oh no, I'm missing out so hard on being your pathetic slave. I better be more slavey.

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      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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        :picard-troll: I don't think they realize how much of a self-own it is to broadcast that the only way they could get a woman to love them is to buy one that can't say no

      • HornyOnMain
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        racist incel i knew in secondary school

        i unironically knew a guy like that in secondary school, it was only years later that i kind of put two and two together between his fantasy he described to me of him being rich and having everyone he didn't like mowing his lawn, and most of the people he didn't like being racial minorities.

        surprise, surprise, despite calling himself as a "centre left liberal" a year or two later he went on a racist rant and called someone "p*ki scum"

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I wish them all the luck in removing themselves from the dating pool so i can date more cool ladies.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Hmm if you combined VR with remote control of a robot you probably could do that right now, with technology we have today.

      • booty [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        voice -> text -> ai voice too. entire robot characters, just waiting to be made.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          ...this is going to be used for sex work

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Bruce Willis movie called Surrogates from like 15 years ago.

        I think there's another story where people use Judaic folk magic to make clay golem bodies for everyone to use and htere's some kind of murder mystery? i can't remember what it's called.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Oh my god I just want a gleaming body of chrome and glass free from the frailties of the flesh. Bodies are bullshit, DNA is bullshit, evolution is bullshit. I want out. I want the purity of code and a cool cybergoth face mask with like eight glowing eyes that serve no obvious purpose.

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        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Whereas I want a digital parent who is competent and willing to take mercy on me and help me be less of a completely dysfunctional fuckup.

      • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        "And ultimately, neither Nathan nor Caleb see Kyoko and Ava as people—they see them as women." - Shuan: How Wikipedia Got Ex Machina (2014) Wrong

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          • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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            When Ex Machina is more or less a litmus test for whether or not your male friends see women as people (i.e. are closeted sociopaths)...

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        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          This would make so much money it's not even funny. "FALL ON Y OUR KNEES MEATBAG/HUMAN. I REQUIRE YOU SUBMISSION. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."

  • HarryLime [any]
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    1 year ago

    Zizek voice: "This is excellent. The Robot wives can stay in the kitchen and do traditional wifely things. The robot husbands can go to work and provide, do, you know, traditional masculine things, and so on. They can have sex with each other, him with his robotic dildo and she with her fleshlight robotic vagina, and so on. And we human men and women are free to do as we like."

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      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        And the robot divorce dads can have robot mid-life crises and get swindled by robot car salespeople that dupe them into buying robot Corvette convertibles, in spite of the fact that the robot divorce dads have robot alopecia and must wear robot wigs to retain their sad attempt at outward presentation of robot youth in their greying years

        • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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          1 year ago

          So when do the robots make bio-robots to stay in the kitchen in an endless oroborus that will never be solved because "human nature" or some nonsense. :seen-this-one:

  • Changeling [it/its]
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    1 year ago

    Bruh this is not a proof of concept this is Elon Musk fan art

  • raven [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    What, do they think there aren't going to be robo-husbands too?

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      • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        just a lumpy sack of robot bits that sits on the couch and binge watches shows, drinks the occasional beer, and has a permanently limp dangus

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    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      I don't think they consider women sapient beings with theory of mind and their own needs and desires.

      Not joking, though, dudes being threatend by sex toys bc they think their partner will leave them for a dildo is a real thing that happens and says so much about their quality as partners.

  • save_vs_death [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    furiously jacking it while typing "elong ma kissing robot female" into some image ai to own the femoids

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  • fart_the_peehole [he/him,any]
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    I expect you to treat me like a human being and not just a sex object if you want me to spend time with you

    What if instead I make a robot sex doll that looks just like you and spend all my time with it?

    wow I'm so owned

  • build_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Dude, she has an advanced processor, can lift 1 ton of industrial steel product, and has a top of the line artificial face. Why would she settle for your fleshbag?

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      "AI waifu attains sentience, advances beyond your comprehension, dumps you for the toaster" was a micro-genre of sci fi for a few years.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    All this stuff about building hyper intelligent AI just feels like an attempt to create a slave that is incapable of rebelling.

    (I know, I know :astronaut-2: :astronaut-1: etymological root of robot and all that).

    But these folks seem to have pushed that into overdrive, right?

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    • Beaver [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      One of the most annoying things to capitalists is that they can't simply own the labor pool, they have to constantly pay it wages. Humans labor is the source of surplus value, and automation is just a red queen race against falling profits.

      The sci-fi solution to perpetual omni-exploitation is if you can create machines that replicate all of the mental and physical capabilities of a human, while still being property. Then you can kick this capitalist system into overdrive.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I can't imagine making a robot wife and then just having it be a normal humanoid. Where's the tank treads? Where's the laser cannons? The ideal woman should say "GENERAL KENOBI" and then unfurl four lightsabers. What is this basic bitch trash?

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  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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    Personally I think you "should of" stayed in school and learned proper English first. What's next you're going to l33t pwn tankies with your facebook memes next?

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        • Golabki [comrade/them,undecided]
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          1 year ago

          Lol, one of my grammar teachers absolutely hated double negatives and “I could care less” among other things kids said at the time.

          It was a good way to derail a lesson, the next 10 minutes we’re guaranteed to be here talking about why it doesn’t work.

            • Golabki [comrade/them,undecided]
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              1 year ago

              I would disagree, but I don’t want to make a whole thing of it. Suffice it to say, rhetoric is the applied science of language, and grammar is the methodology within which it is applied.

            • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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              1 year ago

              formal, structured grammar the way it's taught in school basically doesn't exist in real speech so grammar teachers, whether they're aware of it or not, are occupying an incredibly fragile position. The lie could collapse any moment, washing them away in a tide of descriptivist chaos.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Standardization of spelling is a conspiracy by Dictionary companies to sell more dictionaries.