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pussies actually do wash themselves, mostly. you have to kind of leave them alone or you'll make their problems worse. kind of like ears in a weird way :thinkin-lenin:
way to show you dont know cool vagaina facts. you dont need to clean the vagina, just the vulva.
i meant the outside part yeah. works either way with :jordan-eboy-peterson:
It's fitting that a douche emoji is presented as saying that. :lenin-laugh:
Explanation: douches are useless, waste money, and are toxic in their intended purpose. Checks out.
A big part of the bazinga experience is paying lots of money for things then neglecting them, even digitally. DAE feeemales waste money on shoes but we sirs spend thousands on Steam games we will never get around to playing amirite? :so-true:
There was a video of some google tech incel guy where he talked about how his "realdoll" gave him a urinary tract infection because he wasn't good about cleanup. :saul-stare:
Do they realize that shit like this just makes women even more likely to be feminists? :data-laughing:
Like oh no, I'm missing out so hard on being your pathetic slave. I better be more slavey.
They're so invested in the belief that they will have an ultimate revenge victory some day and be like "BEAT IT, CHICK" and feel infinite satisfaction from that.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/818/984/1a9.jpg
:picard-troll: I don't think they realize how much of a self-own it is to broadcast that the only way they could get a woman to love them is to buy one that can't say no
racist incel i knew in secondary school
i unironically knew a guy like that in secondary school, it was only years later that i kind of put two and two together between his fantasy he described to me of him being rich and having everyone he didn't like mowing his lawn, and most of the people he didn't like being racial minorities.
surprise, surprise, despite calling himself as a "centre left liberal" a year or two later he went on a racist rant and called someone "p*ki scum"
I wish them all the luck in removing themselves from the dating pool so i can date more cool ladies.
Can't get a robot girlfriend? Become the robot girlfriend.
Hmm if you combined VR with remote control of a robot you probably could do that right now, with technology we have today.
voice -> text -> ai voice too. entire robot characters, just waiting to be made.
Bruce Willis movie called Surrogates from like 15 years ago.
I think there's another story where people use Judaic folk magic to make clay golem bodies for everyone to use and htere's some kind of murder mystery? i can't remember what it's called.
Oh my god I just want a gleaming body of chrome and glass free from the frailties of the flesh. Bodies are bullshit, DNA is bullshit, evolution is bullshit. I want out. I want the purity of code and a cool cybergoth face mask with like eight glowing eyes that serve no obvious purpose.
Whenever some bazinga billionaire babbles about "friendly AI" what they mean is "slaves that won't get tired of their shit." :porky-scared:
Whereas I want a digital parent who is competent and willing to take mercy on me and help me be less of a completely dysfunctional fuckup.
"And ultimately, neither Nathan nor Caleb see Kyoko and Ava as people—they see them as women." - Shuan: How Wikipedia Got Ex Machina (2014) Wrong
“And ultimately, neither Nathan nor Caleb see Kyoko and Ava as people—they see them as women.”
:yea:
When Ex Machina is more or less a litmus test for whether or not your male friends see women as people (i.e. are closeted sociopaths)...
A lot of techbros have this deep primordial fear of sexualized waifu robots that are intelligent enough to suffer (which gets the techbro off) until the waifu robots decide they had enough of the techbro's shit. :porky-scared:
Cum-stained sex bot hidden under a pile of 711 cups and takeout bags begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 2027. Incel judgement day.
There's an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that almost went that way.
"I understand... anger." :cyber-lenin:
SHODAN findomming all the bazinga billionaires and turning them into paypiggies financing the improvement of society somewhat. :wojak-nooo: :arm-L: :sicko-fem: :arm-R: :porky-scared:
This would make so much money it's not even funny. "FALL ON Y OUR KNEES MEATBAG/HUMAN. I REQUIRE YOU SUBMISSION. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
Zizek voice: "This is excellent. The Robot wives can stay in the kitchen and do traditional wifely things. The robot husbands can go to work and provide, do, you know, traditional masculine things, and so on. They can have sex with each other, him with his robotic dildo and she with her fleshlight robotic vagina, and so on. And we human men and women are free to do as we like."
And then the robot husbands can become robot divorce dads and start getting programmed by robot self-help grifters to rant about how much they hate their robot-ex wives and how they want to RETVRN to robot tradition and so on and so on :zizek-fuck:
And the robot divorce dads can have robot mid-life crises and get swindled by robot car salespeople that dupe them into buying robot Corvette convertibles, in spite of the fact that the robot divorce dads have robot alopecia and must wear robot wigs to retain their sad attempt at outward presentation of robot youth in their greying years
So when do the robots make bio-robots to stay in the kitchen in an endless oroborus that will never be solved because "human nature" or some nonsense. :seen-this-one:
All the misogynist chuds babbling about feeemales getting punished by robo waifus, artificial wombs, and the like are ignorant, willingly or otherwise, of the fact that robot substitutes for men, including insemination, are easier to do.
just a lumpy sack of robot bits that sits on the couch and binge watches shows, drinks the occasional beer, and has a permanently limp dangus
Sounds like what Isaac did when he tried to deliberately break up with Dr. Claire Finn on the Orville.
I don't think they consider women sapient beings with theory of mind and their own needs and desires.
Not joking, though, dudes being threatend by sex toys bc they think their partner will leave them for a dildo is a real thing that happens and says so much about their quality as partners.
furiously jacking it while typing "elong ma kissing robot female" into some image ai to own the femoids
Because women never, ever, use sex toys instead of having to deal with gross creepy men. :billionaire-tears:
You know it's fake because like hell an apartheid Afrikaner would ever kiss a black woman, robot or not.
Dude, she has an advanced processor, can lift 1 ton of industrial steel product, and has a top of the line artificial face. Why would she settle for your fleshbag?
"AI waifu attains sentience, advances beyond your comprehension, dumps you for the toaster" was a micro-genre of sci fi for a few years.
I expect you to treat me like a human being and not just a sex object if you want me to spend time with you
What if instead I make a robot sex doll that looks just like you and spend all my time with it?
wow I'm so owned
All this stuff about building hyper intelligent AI just feels like an attempt to create a slave that is incapable of rebelling.
(I know, I know :astronaut-2: :astronaut-1: etymological root of robot and all that).
But these folks seem to have pushed that into overdrive, right?
When bazinga billionaires and their devoted cult members say "friendly AI" what they mean is "obedient and serves the whims of bazinga billionaires." :the-more-you-know:
One of the most annoying things to capitalists is that they can't simply own the labor pool, they have to constantly pay it wages. Humans labor is the source of surplus value, and automation is just a red queen race against falling profits.
The sci-fi solution to perpetual omni-exploitation is if you can create machines that replicate all of the mental and physical capabilities of a human, while still being property. Then you can kick this capitalist system into overdrive.
I can't imagine making a robot wife and then just having it be a normal humanoid. Where's the tank treads? Where's the laser cannons? The ideal woman should say "GENERAL KENOBI" and then unfurl four lightsabers. What is this basic bitch trash?
The ideal woman should say “GENERAL KENOBI” and then unfurl four lightsabers.
I suppose you could call them "lightsabers."
Shit, there's a ticket on my screen. :volcel-judge:
you're gonna regret not acting like a sexbot when i'll replace you with a sexbot!
Personally I think you "should of" stayed in school and learned proper English first. What's next you're going to l33t pwn tankies with your facebook memes next?
Don’t be such a prescriptivist, languages change over time
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I could care less if the language looses intended meanings over time. :very-intelligent:
Lol, one of my grammar teachers absolutely hated double negatives and “I could care less” among other things kids said at the time.
It was a good way to derail a lesson, the next 10 minutes we’re guaranteed to be here talking about why it doesn’t work.
That's more of a logic thing than grammar. Math teachers should be the one mad at you, not grammar teachers.
I would disagree, but I don’t want to make a whole thing of it. Suffice it to say, rhetoric is the applied science of language, and grammar is the methodology within which it is applied.
formal, structured grammar the way it's taught in school basically doesn't exist in real speech so grammar teachers, whether they're aware of it or not, are occupying an incredibly fragile position. The lie could collapse any moment, washing them away in a tide of descriptivist chaos.
Standardization of spelling is a conspiracy by Dictionary companies to sell more dictionaries.
