"The vehicle, valued at $689,000, was not paid for by the town or tax dollars. It was acquired through the Federal 1033 program run by the US Department of Defense's Law Enforcement Support Office.

The program transfers weapons, equipment and vehicles from the military to civilian law enforcement agencies."

oh...ok

...why?

  • BobDole [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    A while back, I did a search for the manuals for vehicles like this and figured out they, by default, they are all keyed alike. So, unless your local law enforcement agency is filled with intelligent, forward thinking individuals bright enough to get them rekeyed (and can convince the accountants/comptrollers to pay for the rekeying), you can figure out what the key is through the manuals (because pigs are idiots and host them unsecured) and order them on Amazon or whatever.

    Would be funny if they were all at the bottom of lakes and canals

    Also, all of your local cop cars are probably keyed alike, too. And busses don’t have keys at all.

    • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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      7 months ago

      Yep, Buses use start buttons to engage the engines, for the longest time, they utilized air starters for their reliability. Though electric starters have become more dependable and robust in the last few decades.

      The only hard part now is patience, give it 45 or so seconds for the system to build air so you can actually use the brakes properly. Then disengage the parking brake (pressing the yellow diamond down)

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      Edit: some buses do not have a parking gear. To "park" some buses you put it in neutral then pull the parking brake tab up.

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Boomers: "Kids these days can't drive manual!"

        GenX/Y/Z/A: Pops parking brake and shifts into gear

        Boomers: Ah well, nevertheless!

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    foucault-madness astronaut-1

    "The means of colonial violence turn inward to control the domestic population?"

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Libs love to repeat Foucault’s definition of fascism, but they cover their ears when you bring up the boomerang.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    high water rescues

    the other stuff; no but strip the armor off it, paint it yellow, but a cool "PROSPER SWIFT WATER RESCUE" logo on it and only do that

    then give it to the fire department

    • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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      7 months ago

      high water rescues

      They're being bullshitters and they know it.

      Merced, CA had a flood last year and they literally used an ARFF rig for rescues

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    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      Yeah, I have never seen the the-pigs ever attempt a rescue

      The most I ever seen them do for the public good was pull a chunk of bumper out of the road before I could

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    7 months ago

    You people think the american empire doesn't ever learn anything, but here's proof

    They learned how effective IEDs are for an insurgency, and gave these to domestic police

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Damn and I thought it was wild that my city got one with a population of ~60k

    Nothing has ever happened here that something like that would be useful for. Even when some MAGA chud shot a couple cops out in the mountains this thing wouldn't help because it wouldn't fit on the roads up there. Like it would literally cause a fuckin landslide before it got anywhere where people are armed in any significant way.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      "Resistant" is doing the heavy lifting here.

  • carpoftruth [any, any]
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    7 months ago

    Damn it's like the tools of imperialism are coming back to the homeland, like a boomerang or something

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    This truck is actually a de-escalation tactic, if any acorns attack the cops the detained people in the back of the truck are way safer

  • Wake [she/her, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Mine Resistant Ambush Protection Vehicle

    Gets stopped in it's fukin tracks by a water balloon full of paint and sand tossed at its windshield.

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    I think police departments should have Iron Domes that shoot missiles at fentanyl particles