Which one of you did this

    • stinky [any]
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      2 years ago

      Uh…fries? Burger? Coke? America-style pizza? These became worldwide sensations for a reason. There is not a place on earth you can go that won’t have these things. Whereas your gellied eels or whatever remains a dark secret only eaten in the town of Worthmonpoofshire.

      • Pseudoplatanus22 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        There is not a place on earth you can go that won’t have these things.

        hmm, I wonder why that is? Imperialism? What's that?

        • stinky [any]
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          2 years ago

          If I was the Hexbear Admin, I would make it compulsory to read all comments in at least the thread before commenting something already addressed.

          https://hexbear.net/post/271950/comment/3521529

          • Pseudoplatanus22 [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            But you're not, and I don't think this was really addressed. Did people invite the McDonald's corporation into their countries? No. Burgers are nice, and food tends to spread with regional variations, but to ignore the fact that America is the global hegemon is a bit silly.

            • stinky [any]
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              2 years ago

              No, I commented that it’s both. Food has to be good and there has to be a force pushing it (capitalism). This was in response to someone saying Filipino food isn’t good, proven by the fact that it’s not popular, which is a framing I disagree with.

              Like, don’t forget the overall point of the thread (not the entire post), which was British people getting salty when Amerikans say their food is bad. That’s the context - why British food, despite Britain being as much of a cultural juggernaut as America for a lot longer, hasn’t achieved the level of penetration that American food did. Both capitalist, imperialist, colonialist. Only one who’s food is everywhere. Why? Because the food is actually good.

              • Pseudoplatanus22 [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                American food may be nicer than what you consider to be British food - though at this point, I'm not entirely sure what you think either of those are, exactly - but overall, taste is irrelevant; people will buy what they are sold, and if they are sold nothing but inoffensive yankee slop, they will eat nothing but inoffensive yankee slop. That's how this works - you use hegemonic power to eliminate competition in other markets. I still think you're overestimating the quality of American food.

                • stinky [any]
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                  2 years ago

                  but overall, taste is irrelevant;

                  Yeah, I’m not gonna argue further. If you think the only reason burgers are popular is because America threatens the world to eat them at gunpoint, then sure.

                  Still not eating gellied eels, bruv.

        • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          That just goes to show how disgusting British food is because despite having a global empire where the sun never sets, even the most brainwashed mentally colonized colonial subject didn't want to eat that shit. There's a reason why baguettes are a part of Vietnamese cuisine. There's a reason why food of Turkish origins still exist in the Balkans to the point where there isn't a whole lot separating Turkish cuisine from Balkan cuisine.

          Yet absolutely no former British colony has jellied eels as part of their national cuisine, not even the Anglo settler colonies like the US or Australia. I wonder why that is.

      • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Uh…fries? Burger? Coke? America-style pizza?

        so you invented junk food that's designed to be addictive? idk if that's something to brag about

        • stinky [any]
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          2 years ago

          we have curry which is better.

          Nope. American-style pizza (and even pasta though to a much lesser extent) is the dominant form of the food consumed worldwide. This is not the case with traditional diaspora food like curry where, if you go anywhere in the world and ask for it, they’ll give you Indian food or SE Asian food, and not whatever Bri’ish monstrosity you have frankensteined into existence.

          Also see this comment - https://hexbear.net/post/271950/comment/3521529

          In the end, look, the Bri’ish have given us a lot. Like, your literature is amazing in its depth compared to American. But you can’t have everything. You’re just not that good at food, mate.

            • Retrosound [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              For what it's worth, the one time I was in London I found British food to be not at all like its reputation. I liked all the game meats. I've had British breakfast in Hong Kong and it's...OK. Gimme the full American any day, though.

            • stinky [any]
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              2 years ago

              Good place to end it then.

              Also, if you could, what Bri’ish food would you suggest that Amerikans try to change their view?

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        These became worldwide sensations for a reason

        Because corn syrup is addictive? Lol

      • Retrosound [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Here's how to know if a food is good or not: ask this simple question: is it served outside of its home area? If the answer is yes, it's good food. If you can only find it in a single city or region, it's probably edible but not excellent. If it's available worldwide, it's a home run. You can find Thai food just about everywhere these days. People like it.

        Ever seen a Filipino food restaurant? I haven't. Not saying they don't exist outside The Philippines, but I just haven't seen one. I've had home-cooked Filipino food though and...it's just not that great. I mean, it's edible. It gets you full, it accomplishes the goal of a meal. But I just wasn't impressed. The adobo was probably the best dish and that was just stewed beef. You know what probably the most famous Filipino restaurant is, both at home and abroad? Jollibee's. Which serves...American-style fast food.

        I felt the same way about Æthiop food. Served on the pancake, eat with your hands? It was edible but I wouldn't have it again.

        • stinky [any]
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          2 years ago

          Never had Filipino so can’t comment. But I’ll add that it’s also a matter of capitalism. American food became dominant because A) It’s tasty, and B) There was a lot of money to be made by selling it everywhere.

          The second point isn’t available to a lot of cultures who have incredible food but just aren’t considered “marketable”. This, by the way, is even true or really popular cuisines like Chinese and Indian, where if you go there and explore, you see so much more variety than you ever could in the US.

          But this is not true when it comes cuisine from the Bri’ish because they’ve had centuries to make their food popular and they couldn’t.

          Cuz it’s not good.

          • Retrosound [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            Never had Filipino so can’t comment.

            I think the fact that you've never had it is a comment. 😛

            • stinky [any]
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              2 years ago

              I take it you’ve had all the cuisines in the world? Just read the rest of my comment.

              • Retrosound [none/use name]
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                2 years ago

                I take it you’ve had all the cuisines in the world?

                That's a really uncharitable way to repeat my comment back to me. Even when you have it home-cooked, which is always the best way to experience a cuisine, it's just not that great. It's not a surprise that it hasn't caught on outside its home area.

                Even inside a country, you can use this rule. It's why you can find Texas-style BBQ in Carolina but not Carolina-style BBQ in Texas.

                • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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                  2 years ago

                  It’s why you can find Texas-style BBQ in Carolina but not Carolina-style BBQ in Texas.

                  I’ll be pointing this out and laughing next time I see someone try to claim Carolina style is “the only real BBQ”

                  • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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                    2 years ago

                    This just isn't true. I'm not gonna come out and say "it's the only bbq", but I'm not from either Carolina nor the south in general and the vinegar/mustard based bbq sauce is the most common one here.

                • stinky [any]
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                  2 years ago

                  Sorry, I get combative when I comment.

                  Now I understand what you were trying to say.

                • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  Texas style? You mean that dry ass bbq without any sauce? Fucking trash man. Also tf you mean you can't find Carolina style? The mustardy bbq sauce is a available everywhere in the US and you invalidate every "point" you were trying to make.

                  • Retrosound [none/use name]
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                    2 years ago

                    If your barbecue needs sauce, you're doing it wrong. It should be bursting with moisture and be able to be cut with a spoon. You will find sauce at a Texas BBQ restaurant, though it is placed on the table as an option should patrons desire. I would advise using a bit just to see what it's like, but you'll probably agree the barbecue is better without it.

                    We were talking about restaurants, not finding a specialty sauce in the grocery store. There are Texas BBQ restaurants in China. How many Carolina BBQ restaurants are there outside of the Carolinas?

        • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          This dude's trying to deny the existence of American hegemony by coming for two of my favorite foods.

          • SoyViking [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            McDonald's is good in a disgusting way, it ticks all the boxes of a reptile brain evolved to survive in an environment where food was scarce. You get your fats, your sugars, your proteins, your carbs. You walk out of the place feeling bad about yourself and the life choices that led you there but you also feel good in the way you'd imagine a python would feel after swallowing a whole rat.

            The burger itself is a good dish. It has an appalling mixture of flavours and textures and it's easy and convenient to cook and to eat. Being the national dish of the imperial hegemon and being marketed aggressively certainly helps it's popularity but it works very well as a meal.

          • Retrosound [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            Yaknow, I'm not sure if I agree with that. The hearty burger and fries is good no matter who or where you are.

            Is McDonalds good food?

            Now now, McDonald's is crap all over the world. The only reason I'll ever eat it is because I'm stranded at a train station or something, or if I have 15 minutes to make it to an appointment. But there is more to the burger than McD's. You can name any other fast food burger and it's better than McD's. And of course there are actual hamburgers, which are a thousand times better. And then homemade, where you're in control of everything...I have knocked Chinese people's socks off with burgers on the grill. Nothing special either, no Kobe beef or anything, just the ordinary backyard burgers like we make in America. 80 grams each.

            :grillman: :grill:

              • Retrosound [none/use name]
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                2 years ago

                I disagree, I think if it's good it will spread. If there's one thing people will go to a great deal of trouble for, it's good food.

                Japanese food is everywhere, Chinese food is everywhere, Indian food is everywhere. Belgian food isn't everywhere, Australian food isn't everywhere, Mexican food isn't everywhere. (I mean actual Mexican from the interior, not Tex-Mex - which does have an overseas presence). The only places you'll see these is in expatriate communities.

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          • stinky [any]
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            2 years ago

            It’s both. See here - https://hexbear.net/post/271950/comment/3521529

    • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]
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      2 years ago

      Black pudding and beans on toast are better than any food that’s ever come out of your so-called “culture”

      A big pot of veggie/tofu Jambalaya vs THAT!? Nah I'll take my fusion slop over whatever you have going on in Britland. Yall don't even season your fries. Oil flavored ass potatoes.

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    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      A :british-maw: making fun of American food

      :farquaad-point:

      Black pudding and beans on toast are better than any food that’s ever come out of your so-called “culture”

      :michael-laugh:

      I’ll think about this comment the next time I hear a Brit complain about how spicy something is after it’s been seasoned with black pepper.

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Tbf I’ve come across plenty of brits who like food as spicy as possible

        • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah, adding tons of spice to every Indian dish regardless of how Indians make it is their whole thing

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 years ago

      It doesn't work that way. Brits had limited access to spices and eschewed foreign foods. Nearly every region of America has had hundreds of years of spices and other cultures living there to develop their cuisine.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_regional_and_fusion_cuisines

      The worst regions of continental America is on par with the best regions of Britain because they suffered from the same factors that damaged British cuisine.