LibsEatPoop [any] to news • 1 year agoBillionaire Dies During Racing Accident.imagemessage-square39 fedilinkarrow-up1168file-text
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minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear28·edit-21 year agoLet's play a game: Get a random billionaire and a method of conveyance and see if we can't some future headlines... I got Jeff Bezos on a Hovercraft, which I am quite excited for link
minus-squareLibsEatPoop [any]hexagonhexbear20·1 year agoAlice Walton (Walmart) gets Isekai'd by Truck-kun. link
minus-squareSaniFlush [any, any]hexbear4·1 year agoThat time Alice Walton Reincarnated as a Slime link
minus-squareLeper_Messiah [he/him]hexbear13·1 year agoI got Nicky Oppenheimer in a train passenger car TRAIN GANG STAY WINNING link
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear2·1 year agoFirst as farce, then as even better farce link
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]hexbear6·1 year agoJohn Doerr (some VC dipshit) on a rocket escape capsule link
minus-squareCredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear5·edit-21 year agoPatrick Soon-Shiong (pharmaceuticals), boating accident link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear4·1 year agoGeorg Schaeffler in a hot air balloon accident Georg Schaeffler in a hot air balloon accident link
minus-squarebooty [he/him]hexbear4·1 year agoRicardo Salinas Pliego dies by segway??? This is gonna be a fun story. link
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear3·1 year agolol, he better patch up his relationship with his mother link
minus-squareBodyBySisyphus [he/him]hexbear3·1 year agoJames Goodnight in a screw-propelled vehicle. If that's not an incident where the headlines write themselves, I don't know what is. link
minus-squareComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear3·1 year agoTheo Albrecht Jr in a dog sled. link
minus-squareClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]hexbear3·1 year agoDavid Geffen on ice skates link
minus-squareFALGSConaut [comrade/them]hexbear3·1 year agoI got Viktor Rashnikov in a diving bell, but I don't know if they'll fall for that a second time link
Let's play a game: Get a random billionaire and a method of conveyance and see if we can't
some future headlines...
I got Jeff Bezos on a Hovercraft, which I am quite excited for
Alice Walton (Walmart) gets Isekai'd by Truck-kun.
That time Alice Walton Reincarnated as a Slime
I got Nicky Oppenheimer in a train passenger car
TRAIN GANG STAY WINNING
Robert Kuok on a jetski, hell yeah
First as farce, then as even better farce
John Doerr (some VC dipshit) on a rocket escape capsule
Patrick Soon-Shiong (pharmaceuticals), boating accident
Sackler in an Easter sack race?
Georg Schaeffler in a hot air balloon accident
Georg Schaeffler in a hot air balloon accident
Ricardo Salinas Pliego dies by segway??? This is gonna be a fun story.
Jorn Rausing in a Segway lmao
lol, he better patch up his relationship with his mother
James Goodnight in a screw-propelled vehicle. If that's not an incident where the headlines write themselves, I don't know what is.
Theo Albrecht Jr in a dog sled.
David Geffen on ice skates
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I got Viktor Rashnikov in a diving bell, but I don't know if they'll fall for that a second time
Finn Rausing went kayaking