Let's play a game: Get a random billionaire and a method of conveyance and see if we can't some future headlines...
I got Jeff Bezos on a Hovercraft, which I am quite excited for
I got Nicky Oppenheimer in a train passenger car
TRAIN GANG STAY WINNING
Patrick Soon-Shiong (pharmaceuticals), boating accident
Georg Schaeffler in a hot air balloon accident
Georg Schaeffler in a hot air balloon accident
I got Viktor Rashnikov in a diving bell, but I don't know if they'll fall for that a second time
James Goodnight in a screw-propelled vehicle. If that's not an incident where the headlines write themselves, I don't know what is.
lol, he better patch up his relationship with his mother
Three of the people who turned into red goo on their way to see the Titanic were billionaires so we're ackshually down 4 now
I think my new calling career-wise is in the design of faulty carbon fibre billionaire toys. And I think we've all been called to do the same.
He went out doing what he loves, an activity that poor people can't do.
A friend of mine was talking about watching the old seasons about that and really enjoying themselves I think I might follow suit.
Hey rich guys let's all get into my Skyrunner, it is totally safe and has never crashed ever! Yeah I'll be remote-controlling it from the ground, why do you ask?
I hope leftist light remembers to takes a potato chip and eat it